500ml bottle. Minimally milky, yellow-ish, pale golden colour with small to average, frothy, fading, white head. Sweet-ish, juicy, minimally artificial, fruity aroma, notes of mango, mango juice, a touch of peach; fruitiness has slight jelly bear character overall, widely disguised malty background, no hop flavours whatsoever detectable, later additionally quite cheesy overtones with a touch of rotting cooked noodles, Parmesan. Taste is initially mildly bitter, grassy, leafy hoppy, later slightly fruity; starts watery, unpleasant middle part with notes of silage, moss, fruity last third with slightly artificial and sugary hints of mango, peach, jelly bears. Dissolved sugar enriched, watery texture, slightly dry, simultaneously minimally cloying palate, medium, scattered, soft carbonation. Artificial, cheesy and musty-grassy, lots of off-flavours - actually unacceptable.