Appearance - 8 | Aroma - 5 | Flavor - 1 | Texture - 8 | Overall - 0.5

This is the purplest damn beer I’ve ever seen, that’s for sure. Just so unrelentingly sweet; doesn’t taste like a sour, or even a beer. Loads of thick banana, concord grape jelly, peanut butter, and a fuckton of lactose. Grows cloy on the front end; becomes like straight grape soda concentrate by the finish. Veers straight into undrinkable territory. I’m closing in on 4100 beers and this is one of the absolute worst I’ve ever tasted.