Oh boy, found an after hockey game beer review. Here goes.
Two cans taken home for a review.
Poured into a pint glass.
The appearance was a transparent yellow with fast rising carbonated bubbles trying to fill a rapidly dieing bubbly head.
The smell had some cooked corn that came across in a bland sort of way.
The taste was bland but somewhat sweet through the cooked corn.
The palate was super light with sweet carbonation about it.
Overall, honestly, all those years I used to pound this in the locker room after my games and I look back and think to myself, I must have been pretty thirsty to have this as I probably wouldn’t come back to it.

50 cent loose can at the Jewels. I’ve pulled weeds, re-strung my hop plants that are already shooting out, tidied in the garage, it’s 83F on March 21; time for a lawnmower beer! Pours out very pale indeed, although the slightly yellow color remaining is not without its amusements. It’s a freakin’ "pale lager," that’s worth a 3. Head does stay up after a few minutes. Smell is of the metal tang of the usual over processed light beer, some cooked corn. But the taste. Ah, the taste. The words "fuzzy slugs" came to mind. Plenty of DMS to go around, plus still the fusel alcohol not of a bag of fermented sugar and corn squeezins. Some sourness, too, adding up to too much unwanted stuff getting in the way of any possible beer character. Of course, I’m rating this while drinking it slowly. If I had shotgunned this in 3 or 4 seconds, it might have gone down more easily.

Can: Only 3 ratings? This stuff has been on the market for months. I thought there were more tickers than that! On to the business at hand. Shitty sweetness, corn on the nose, slightly chemical as well. Clear piss yellow, thick white head. Astringent and flavorless, save for a lemony cardboard flavor. It doesn’t even remotely taste like beer. Unsweetened water with a squeeze of lemon juice. Aha! I knew it was impossible to make beer cheaply enough to sell it for $5 per 12 pack! Sold only in grocery stores owned by SuperValu (Jewel-Osco, Farm Fresh, some Albertsons, etc.) If it wasn’t for tickers, there would be no point in this beer. This beer is just a few ratings short of qualifying for the Worst 50 list.