500ml bottle. Opaque, darkest brown colour with minimally late awakening, small, frothy, fading, off-white head. Sweet-ish, chocolately, dark malty aroma, whiffs of floral honey, a touch of banana; notes of coffee gain weight after a while. Taste is sweet and minimally fruity, minimally diluted notes of honey, a touch of banana. Dissolved sugar-enriched, watery texture, soft and cloying palate, flat carbonation. Very sweet, honey dominated, no Porter characteristics - disappointing.