The second beer in our “Nonsensical Monsters” series, The Snazzleglorp began life in 1998 as a dwarf hamster named Snazzy. She enjoyed the simple things like nibbling and running in her wheel. One fateful day Snazzy escaped from her cage and knocked over a Josta Cola bottle. She was standing in the spill when it shorted out a nearby farm of Tomagochi Digital Pets. The resulting electrical shock combined with the intense levels of caffeine and guarana from the ill-tasting soda bath fundamentally changed Snazzy’s DNA. She grew over 100 times larger in less that a week, her fur turned neon green, and her thirst for energy drinks is what now drives her. Legend has it that if you leave your energy drink on the floor at a Gold’s Gym or at Crossfit, you may see a bolt of green, a squeal, and your amp juice will be no more. The only thing that keeps the Snazzleglorp away is playing Sister Hazel’s greatest hits with the bass turned all the way up.

The Snazzleglorp features Mosaic and Simcoe lupulin powder, Idaho 7, and El Dorado for a bright, juicy DIPA. We kept the carb level very low so you can better experience the smooth, creamy body.