Bright gold, nice effervescence. Decent head. This comes in a giant 710ml can, and kudos for Molson Coors for giving the people what they want, a malt liquor variant of Old Style Pilsner. Sadly, the label is absolute shit now. Google Old Style Pilsner labels from the 1930s (I've attached one here), when it was brewed by Sick's Brewery in Lethbridge. Those are absolute classics.

The aroma has acetaldehyde and alcohol, and a bit of grainy malt. I really should take this back to high school and drink it in a soccer field listening to Motley Crue, but alas, Dr. Feelgood does not live here anymore.

Soft body, a bit of sweet grainy malt. Again, no shortage of acetaldehyde, and the finish does hit with that boozy note one prefers in a malt liquor. Imagine buying a malt liquor and not being reminded of your shame every single sip of the way. Of course you need that alcohol blast.

By the end of the glass - a Murder Bar 5oz sample glass - I realize that finishing the can will not lead to desirable outcomes at my age, and I resign myself to pouring it out. I will play some sirens in the background and tell myself the cops are coming, so the dumping of the can can be reasonably justified.