Appearance - 10 | Aroma - 6 | Flavor - 6 | Texture - 4 | Overall - 5.5

Bottle. Pours jet black with everlasting beige head. Nose is roasted barley, coffee, earthy notes, faint lactose-y touch. Taste is dark chocolate, coffee, some earthy character but all of these feel quite dumbed down, somehow watery. Light bodied with SERIOUS (there, I put it in caps so everyone'll know how serious it is) overcarbonation. Not quite there.