Gourd Darn It!

Third Eye Brewing Company in Sharonville, Ohio, United States 🇺🇸

Stout - Pastry / Flavoured Autumn

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6.14

ABV: 6.3%

IBU: 24

Ticks: 2

This delicious milk stout with notes of molasses, toffee, coffee and chocolate won a Silver Medal at the 2023 Great American Beer Festival. We added a variety of Fall spices including cinnamon, nutmeg, clove and a bit of creamy lactose to take our epic award-winning milk stout to the next level.

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3.5

cheap (9533) reviewed Gourd Darn It! from Third Eye Brewing Company 4 months ago

Appearance - 9 | Aroma - 6 | Flavor - 1.5 | Texture - 1 | Overall - 1.5

2$ can at chalet. Pop the lid and an alarming boozy heavy punken spicy aroma permeated the whole room. It looks big and black, large and in charge and a darker tan choco moose head that faded to thin scum. Mind you, I'm not a fan of punky beers. First taste is heavy on the spices too, very unbalanced. After the first swig I begin to get some burnt roasted campfire wood in there. In there middle it starts to get more boozy, its showing its fangs. Maybe some black coffee and just maybe some toffee. I think the toffee thing is whats making this become quite cloying. Its rude, flat and mouthcoating. I'm not really getting anything pumpkin in this, which makes me think it may not have any in there. Its probably a pumkinless nunkin beer. All pumpkin spices just to say its for halloween. In the end I'm figgering its straight up ass like so many other manky pumpkin beers of the season; difficult, distressing, perturbing, nasty, and dreadful. Mays well style it a bull-shitty pastry stout, it finishes like one. There, you have it.

Tried from Can from Chalet Premier on 13 Nov 2025 at 17:35

7.1

Dogbrick (24210) ticked Gourd Darn It! from Third Eye Brewing Company 1 year ago

Appearance - 6 | Aroma - 8 | Flavor - 7 | Texture - 6 | Overall - 7.5

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Tried from Can on 04 Nov 2024 at 14:10