Crisp IPA
The Saint Louis Brewery (Schlafly Beer) in St. Louis, Missouri, United States 🇺🇸
IPA Regular|
Score
5.40
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Appearance - 2 | Aroma - 5.5 | Flavor - 0.5 | Texture - 1 | Overall - 0.5
I aint no fan of IPA, but from the start, this can has a pretty off taste to me, even for an IPA. It pours clear pale with a white head and the nose is somewhat clean with a tad of lemon peel in there for the olfactory. The taste is what gets me, its very astringent , like beers you'd get from some new rookie wannah be brewer trying to work out the kinks in his brewing process. Phenolic cringe and nasty aftertaste after every swig. Pretty bad. Terrible timmy, nasty nellie, yucky yolanda, brutal billy, rotten rototiller. Almost makes me want to drainpour this stuff. On the label it says 'crisp & clean on the finish' - I disagree with that. What ever, woeful worthless wearisome wendy. There, you have it. I would not even recommend this to my eager eagle IPA loven friends. Just plain rude. I don't even think that St. Arnold would like this beer, hehehehh.
Appearance - 6 | Aroma - 4.5 | Flavor - 5 | Texture - 5 | Overall - 5
Pour is atypical hazy IPA with a large white head. Aroma is a slight fruity hop is all. Flavor is a slight fruity hop but a big bland chalky malt takes over. Finish is a little bitter but this was very underwhelming.
Appearance - 6 | Aroma - 5.5 | Flavor - 5 | Texture - 5 | Overall - 5
Clear golden color and small white head. Light fruity aroma. Light-bodied. Yeah crisp, some bubblegum fruityness. Thats all.