Appearance - 5 | Aroma - 5.5 | Flavor - 3.5 | Texture - 5 | Overall - 4

cloudy to slightly hazy yellow, small fast dissapearing white head
very faint aroma with a tiny bit of malts, similar to yellow german lager beers, not much hops in the aroma, perhaps maybe a faint flowery note, however as a german lager, it comes off as crisp and quenching, at least acc to aroma.
flavor is sweet malty, fructose sweet almost, no hops or yeasty notes, only fructose sugary sweet malts. there might be some kind of bitter balance, but it's quite faint.
the sweetness could perhaps resemble wheat malts a little bit. or flaked oats, in any case, one of the sweetest nonalc i've ever tried and it gets boring after a short while.

Appearance - 5 | Aroma - 5 | Flavor - 6 | Texture - 4 | Overall - 5.5

mild aroma. sweet roasted malts, faint smoked malts, bit lik check dark beer. not much like porter or stout.
flavor is more smoked malty, and does resemble the flavors in a smoked porter, a bit thin perhaps, but the flavor is very decent. the malts are roasted, dark and dry (and smoked).

Appearance - 6 | Aroma - 4 | Flavor - 5.5 | Texture - 5 | Overall - 5.5

lol, clever name play off Heineken.
cloudy red/amber, smooth small light brown to beige head.
sweet whole-grain cornflakes aroma.
flavor is malty, nutty, well balanced malty bitterness, end is quite bitter hoppy bitter.

Appearance - 6 | Aroma - 5.5 | Flavor - 6 | Texture - 6 | Overall - 6

33cl bottle from Rimi, Tallinn. Pours dark brown with a rather modest, tanned head. Strange chemical smell, burnt and roasted, but not particularly pleasant. Thin, strange and somewhat unpleasant, but drinkable.

Appearance - 7 | Aroma - 6.5 | Flavor - 6.5 | Texture - 6 | Overall - 7

44cl can from Rimi Supermarket, Tallinn. Pours slightly hazy golden with a white head. Hoppy aroma with fruity, herbal and slightly grassy notes. Green grapes and pale malt. Moderate to medium sweet with medium to low flavour intensity and a rather pleasant bitterness. Easy to drink and quite refreshing. Could easily have again.

Appearance - 7 | Aroma - 6 | Flavor - 5.5 | Texture - 6 | Overall - 5.5

På Balic Queen mellom Stockholm og Tallin.

Appearance - 6 | Aroma - 7 | Flavor - 7 | Texture - 6 | Overall - 7.5

Can. Golden beer with a cream head. Citrus aroma. Grapefruit flavor. Medium bodied. Good bitterness. Grapefruit and light pine linger.

Smoked kvass?