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LordAlwold1970 (9933) reviewed Tabletop from Closet Brewing 2 weeks ago
Appearance - 7 | Aroma - 7.5 | Flavor - 7.5 | Texture - 7 | Overall - 7.5
On tap at The Green Goddess, Blackheath Royal Standard. Quite an earthy, fruity nose, splash of citrus. Taste is bitter citrus, orange boiled sweets, apricot. Earthy bittersweet finish. Works well.
Appearance - 9 | Aroma - 7.5 | Flavor - 8 | Texture - 9 | Overall - 8
Can (8.1% ABV) from Lupe Pintos. Black body with a beige head. Steady carbonation. Faint lacing. Aroma of vanilla and milk chocolate. Flavour of cocoa and vanilla. Medium body with a creamy mouthfeel. Soft fizz. This is well balanced and easy to drink for the ABV.
ianwelby (4740) ticked Cocoa Cannonball (8.4%) from Closet Brewing 3 weeks ago
Appearance - 8 | Aroma - 7 | Flavor - 7.5 | Texture - 7 | Overall - 6
Svesse (15876) reviewed Beyond The Pale from Closet Brewing 1 month ago
Appearance - 8 | Aroma - 7 | Flavor - 8 | Texture - 7 | Overall - 7.5
(Draft at Mother Kelly's Bethnal Green, London, 21 Nov 2025) Dark brown colour, almost black, with frothy beige head. Malty, roasted, hoppy nose with coffee, citrus, grapefruit and pine needles. Malty, roasted, hoppy taste with notes of coffee, citrus, grapefruit, chocolate, pine needles, mint and a generous citric/piney bitterness. Medium body, dry. Hoppy and well made black IPA. Very nice.
Jamesie1857 (4524) reviewed Beyond The Pale from Closet Brewing 3 months ago
Reubs (35701) reviewed Lost In The Sauce from Closet Brewing 4 months ago
Appearance - 7 | Aroma - 7 | Flavor - 7.5 | Texture - 7 | Overall - 7.5
Can sourced from Fuss Club at home in London - 22/11/2025 New Scotland brewery ✅ nice and juicy with some peach and tangerine, grapefruit and mango, medium sweet malty backing, bittersweet hoppy finish.
CraftBeerNick (11220) reviewed Fault Lines from Closet Brewing 4 months ago
allmyvinyl (21224) reviewed Beyond The Pale from Closet Brewing 4 months ago
Appearance - 8 | Aroma - 7.5 | Flavor - 7.5 | Texture - 7 | Overall - 7.5
Can from Beer Hive. Pours dark brown with a thick tan head. Aromas of light roast, pine and citrus. Taste is berries, pine, roast again. Bitter finish.
allmyvinyl (21224) reviewed Director's Cut from Closet Brewing 4 months ago
Appearance - 8 | Aroma - 7 | Flavor - 7 | Texture - 7 | Overall - 7.5
Can from Beer Hive. Pours clear golden with a thin white head. Aromas of light malt, tropical fruit hops. Taste adds citrus and biscuit. Clean finish.
jamestulloch (9727) reviewed Freudian Slip from Closet Brewing 5 months ago
Appearance - 9 | Aroma - 8.5 | Flavor - 8.5 | Texture - 8 | Overall - 8.5
Can from Against The Grain. Deep amber body with a light haze and a beige head. Steady carbonation. Patchy lacing. Aroma of nuts, dried leaves and toffee. Flavour of caramel and roasted malt. Medium body with a slick texture. Soft fizz. I love a Vienna lager and this is a very good one indeed.