0.6/10
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Appearance 1
Aroma 0.5
Flavor 0.5
Texture 1
Overall 0.5
355mL can, pours a clear piss yellow with a small white head. Aroma has artificial pineapple and nasty syrupy notes. Flavour is egregious, with artificial corn syrup, fake pineapple… holy shit is this disgusting. Hilarious.
Tried
from Can
on 13 Sep 2025
at 15:55
1.8/10
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Appearance 2
Aroma 2
Flavor 1
Texture 2
Overall 2
Looks magnificent, sort of a funny pale colour with lots of bubbles. The aroma is pineapple. Like really artificial pineapple. Sticky super sweet, again the candy pineapple. It's interesting. Chemically. I mean, it's quite magical.
Tried
from Can
on 13 Sep 2025
at 04:51
0.6/10
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Appearance 1
Aroma 0.5
Flavor 0.5
Texture 1
Overall 0.5
355mL can. Pours clear gold with no head. Smells like pineapple gummies. Tastes like a pineapple throat lozenge. Fucking hell, this is completely absurd. A glass of water would be closer to beer than this.
Tried
from Can
on 12 Sep 2025
at 13:26
6.5/10
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Appearance 8
Aroma 6
Flavor 6
Texture 8
Overall 6
330ml can pours out golden topped with a fizzy white head. Nose is sweet pineapple some bread malts and some more pineapple. Taste is more of the nice sweet pineapple forward notes and some bread cake almost.
Tried
from Can
on 06 Jul 2024
at 03:33