Appearance - 2 | Aroma - 1 | Flavor - 3 | Texture - 2 | Overall - 1.5

Normal cheap crap. Has some more taste than the very worst beers of our world, but not enough to warrant drinking it. Descriptions are futile. Basically this is an Irish beer, given a German/Dutch name to compete with the crappy lagers that those two countries import to Ireland. Seeing as this has only three ratings, it is not competing well.