poisoneddwarf Profile - Brewver (Dev)

A rater of beers since ~2002, first in spiral notebooks, then on Ratebeer (RIP) from 2009-2024.

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poisoneddwarf (5713) reviewed

Utopia from Wayfinder Beer (Portland, United States 🇺🇸)

7.1/10 — Appearance 7 Aroma 7.5 Flavor 7 Texture 7 Overall 7

16 oz can. Aroma is piney, grapefruit. Pours lightly hazy golden with a half finger off-white head that settles into a ring after a minute. Taste has a moderate pithy bitterness with piney, citrusy hop flavors. Really basic but well executed.

Tried from Can from Tavour on 05 Sep 2026 at 23:15

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poisoneddwarf (5713) reviewed

Ye Olde Centaur from Fremont Brewing Company (Seattle, United States 🇺🇸)

1 month ago

7.4/10 — Appearance 7 Aroma 7.5 Flavor 7.5 Texture 7 Overall 7.5

Waxed bomber. Aroma is oaky, boozy, sherry, toffee, nutty, peaty. Pours opaque dark brown with a thin beige head. Taste is moderately to highly sweet with oaky, caramelly, sherry, oxidized, bourbon, and peat kissed flavors. A little too rich, but I’ll sip on it to the dregs.

Tried from Bottle from Tavour on 05 Sep 2026 at 01:21

poisoneddwarf (5713) reviewed

Eugene from Fair Isle Brewing (Seattle, United States 🇺🇸)

1 month ago

8/10 — Appearance 8 Aroma 8 Flavor 8 Texture 8 Overall 8

16 oz can. Aroma is yeasty, grapefruit, lemony, chalky candy, a little funky. Pours hazy golden with a one+ finger off-white head with decent retention. Taste is moderately tart and fairly bitter with flavors of citrusy hops and Belgian yeast.

Tried from Can from Tavour on 05 Sep 2026 at 00:29

poisoneddwarf (5713) reviewed

Vanillafort from Sapwood Cellars Brewery (Columbia, United States 🇺🇸)

1 month ago

8.1/10 — Appearance 9 Aroma 7.5 Flavor 8 Texture 9 Overall 8

16 oz can. Aroma is vanilla, grapefruit, pine. Pours hazy golden with a one finger cream-white head with excellent retention. Taste is highly bitter with flavors of vanilla and grapefruity/piney hops; a note of coconut on the back end. Really tasty.

Tried from Can from Tavour on 04 Sep 2026 at 00:15

poisoneddwarf has a new country beer tick achievement
Level 46 for United States ticks with a total of 5200 from this country.
Eternal Sunshine Pineapple-Mango from Endless Orchard was the one that did it!
1 month ago

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poisoneddwarf (5713) reviewed

Eternal Sunshine Pineapple-Mango from Endless Orchard (Chelan, United States 🇺🇸)

1 month ago

7/10 — Appearance 7 Aroma 7 Flavor 7 Texture 7 Overall 7

12 oz can from work. Aroma is pineapple, mango, cat piss, apple. Pours clear pale golden with an immediately collapsing head. Taste is moderately tart and sweet, finishing dry, with flavors of pineapple, mango and apple.

Tried from Can on 31 Aug 2026 at 22:59

poisoneddwarf added a new beer Eternal Sunshine Pineapple-Mango by Endless Orchard
1 month ago

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poisoneddwarf (5713) reviewed

Seasonal Cran-Cucumber from Endless Orchard (Chelan, United States 🇺🇸)

1 month ago

6.8/10 — Appearance 7 Aroma 6.5 Flavor 6.5 Texture 7 Overall 7

12 oz can from work. Aroma is cucumber, cranberry, apple, and a weird nuttiness, like peanut butter or something. Pours clear pale pink with a quickly collapsing off-white crackly head. Taste is moderately tart with flavors of cranberry followed by cucumber, with that weird nuttiness hovering over everything. The peanut butter-like character is not unpleasant at all, just unexpected and seemingly out of place.

Tried from Can on 31 Aug 2026 at 16:31

poisoneddwarf updated a beer: Radiant Mimosa-Orange brewed by Endless Orchard
1 month ago

poisoneddwarf added a new beer Seasonal Cran-Cucumber by Endless Orchard
1 month ago