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Retired American Luddite and refugee of the 2018-2024 Ratebeer/Anheuser-Busch (InBev) fiasco. Thanks Brewver for the chance to continue rating! ....... and yes, I'll soon be a supporter! ........ Since 1968, I've enjoyed all kinds of cheap macro pale lagers, starting with Carling Black Label bottles I found in Grampa Gino's wine cellar! Later, my dad had faves like Old Mil, Strohs, Bud, Coors Light and Piels! They were all good for a budding youngster like me. My ratings aren't to style, but how much I liked it. Thus, my fave styles; lambic, wild & flemish, rate much higher than IPA since I don't like bitter hoppy beers. You like IPA? The lower my IPA rating, the better according to style! There, you have it! Easy peezy, no worries!

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0.9/10 Appearance 3 Aroma 0.5 Flavor 0.5 Texture 1 Overall 0.5
As an IPA detester, I'm a little apprehensive about tasting the brew from this $2 bomb can. For the price, I'll mark it up as a tick, no enjoyment value added. Just remember, I rate for the enjoyment factor, not by style. First pour reveals a viscous dehydrated micturated appearance. This along with the alarming notorious old IPA volatile nose is quite concerning. First taste is, well, mouthcoating near cloying sweet and rotten grapefruit bitter. What a combination. One of the complaints I have about this impy IPA, and any impy IPA, is its pronounced over the top sweet laced excessive bitterness. The extreme hop content characterizes this beer as an emotional bitter bastard terpenes blast profile which I find totally unpalatable. Drain pour? No, I signed up for this savagely viscous session, and I shall endure and plow forward. Its simply a brutal experience akin to forcing a relationship to work that you know is doomed. I suggest this impy barbaric bitterness overshadow any potential enjoyment derived from other flavors present in this beer, such as its grapefruit character. The perception that impy IPAs are somehow superior to other beer styles, simply because they are more complex or challenging, is a notion of palatal machismo, just IMHO, an elitist attitude, a desire to showcase one’s ability to endure unpleasant flavors. There, you have the rant. You like impy IPA, put this on yer bucket list, if you have not tasted it already. I'll give this brew an additional 0.5 points just because I'm catching a little mental vacation as I near the end of the can.
Tried from Can from Chalet Premier on 21 Jan 2026 at 17:48

5.1/10 Appearance 8 Aroma 6.5 Flavor 4 Texture 3 Overall 4.5
3$can from chalet. Nose is sweet and malt. Looks like a rootbeer with chunks of something floating around in the bottom.Nice head that fades. First taste impression is that its quite thin for a stout. Also, its not as cloying as most of those stupid ass pastry bombs. I'm really surprised, it must be one of the more tolerable pastries I've had lately. It even has a touch of smoke in there as well. Mind you, I'm not loving this stuff, its just a little more balanced compared to others in the style. Yea, in the middle, it is a little cloying but not bad and I think I'm picking up some cocoa in there. Yea, its really something seeing these chunks, of what I believe to be cookie, floating around in there. Lots on the bottom of the can, weird. On the finish, I do seem to be getting just a tad of orange in there. Not as good as Penn Brewery Sarris Peanut Butter Meltaway, Croakers Dismembered Dough Boy, Brew 32 #73 St. Nicklaus Stout or Bullseye Funk Mob Coffee Stout. Buts OK and better than the average pasty bullshit. I'd say its on par with Firestone Mocha Dolce Stout.
Tried from Can from Chalet Premier on 20 Jan 2026 at 18:21

4.3/10 Appearance 3 Aroma 4 Flavor 4.5 Texture 3 Overall 5.5
Big pounder half liter can for 2 bucks at Chalet. My can don't say grazaniec, but it is 5.8% and just says tatra. So I thought it was the big gza, but I guess it aint? Must be a different alky content Jasne? Whatever. Pour is clear golden. Nice big fat head fades to nuttin after a few minutes. Mild sweet american malt likker nose. Taste is a bit like many cheaper macro pale lagers, with just a little more bite. Not bad in the middle, starts to get a shade of cloy. Half way thru the can I'm starting to feel the baltic character in this brew. Poured in the glass, very little carbonation but, suck it right out of the can the co2 provides a bit more welcome sizzle. Getting more acceptable as I near the end pf the session. Could drink a few of these but there are many other domestic cheap macro american lagers out there for less than half the price with the same, somewhat uncivilized, pale lager attributes. Not bad overall.
Tried from Can from Chalet Premier on 19 Jan 2026 at 21:27

cheap updated a beer: Tatra Jasne Pełne / Pils / Beer brewed by Żywiec
7 months ago


3.5/10 Appearance 5 Aroma 6 Flavor 2 Texture 3 Overall 2
2$ can from vintage estates. Pour is cloudy pale with a big white bubbly head. Nose something like green pine cones. First taste is bitter fresh mild fruit. Green grapefruit rinds and snubber clubber rubber. Somewhat intense and scintillating. Not viscous like many other heavy IPA. In the middle, turning out like many other rude ass IPA; tastefully vulgar, crude, gaudy, tacky, unrefined, inappropriate, indecorous and unseemly. Just how I feel about most terribly on style IPA. Finish is not as punishing as most IPA. There, you have it.
Tried from Can from Vintage Estate Wine and Beer on 16 Jan 2026 at 20:18

6.8/10 Appearance 3 Aroma 6.5 Flavor 8 Texture 4 Overall 9
OK, thought I did the big W helles but it turns out that was the 'original 5.1' helles, not this 'new 4.8' helles. Oh well, I wonder how close it tastes to the original. Well, let's find out from this pounder can! BTW, its not actually a 16oz pounder can, its really a half liter - 0.9 oz more than a pounder, heheh. I've always had a special place in my beer tasting heart for the Weihenstephan brews, never had a bad experience with them across all the big W styles. And, the can says they are the world's oldest brewery to boot! This one pour crystal clear glowing pale with a big foaming head that fades quickly to a 1/4 inch berber carpet. Very nice clean lager nose with a hint of metallic sweetness. First taste is quite light for a helles, and it has a decent co2 level. From a glass, co2 level is lacking but big swigs from the can yield a fine cutting effect. The taste is very refined, never cloying as with so many domestic attempts at this style. I'm telling you, this is one of the better helles I've had in a long time; even better than Northern Row Hustler, St. Louis Summer Lager, Noble Creature Alex Fox and even Lowenbrau Original! I really did like that Lowenbrau! Yes, this stuff is tasty fun and easy with some hints of fresh cut hay in there, has some of the finer civilized qualities of Straub's original brew. As a macro pale lager lager lover myslelf, I think most cheap pale macro lager lover will find this quite attractive, its even quite cheap! Less than 3$ for a 500mL single can dude! I bet in a pack, you could get this for less than $2 each.
Tried from Can from Vintage Estate Wine and Beer on 15 Jan 2026 at 19:28

cheap updated a beer: Original Helles / Original Bayrisch Mild / Original Premium brewed by Bayerische Staatsbrauerei Weihenstephan
7 months ago


cheap updated a beer: Helles brewed by Bayerische Staatsbrauerei Weihenstephan
7 months ago


5.1/10 Appearance 6 Aroma 6 Flavor 4 Texture 5 Overall 5
Pour from 3$ can at vintage estate. Cloudy pale, almost milkshake IPA in looks. Big white rocky head. Nose is IPA orange. Was expecting something much more bitter but the first taste is not bad, has a medium hop bitterness and a nice back up of orange and other mild citrus. Pleasantly good carbonation! Yes, as I approach the middle I'm thinking this is better than anticipated, rather laid back on the hoppiness. I could actually drink a few of these without complaint. Not as good as fin city white marlin nor brewkeepers deathwind, but sure is ranking near the the top of my APAs. Good mild bitter hoppy finish with a tad of that grapefruit rind character, yet never gets in yer face. Well balanced for what it is. I'd say its just about on par with bells third coast.
Tried from Can from Vintage Estate Wine and Beer on 14 Jan 2026 at 18:25