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Deeply underachieving beer snob. I'll occasionally have a drink, and when I do I want it to be a good one. Oh, and if I give a detailed rating on a beer, rather than a quick tick, you can ignore the specifics. I don't need to judge appearance, or whatever. I just don't want to leave a rating rounded to the nearest .5, like the quick tick limits you to.
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Helsdon has a new beer style achievement
Level 2 for Weizen - Hefeweizen ticks with a total of 10 ticks of this sub style.
Weißbier from Rorschach Brewing Co. was the one that did it!
3 weeks ago
6.5/10
Passable German wheat. The esters weren't bad, not quite the banana and other notes I was expecting, little plasticy. But decent enough.
Tried
from Draft
at
Bryden’s
on 13 Aug 2026
at 02:56
Helsdon has a new beer style achievement
Level 5 for Sour / Wild Beer ticks with a total of 50 ticks of this master style.
Paradise Lost - Strawberry Pineapple from Blood Brothers Brewing was the one that did it!
1 month ago
Helsdon has a new beer style achievement
Level 5 for Sour / Wild Beer - Flavoured ticks with a total of 50 ticks of this sub style.
Paradise Lost - Strawberry Pineapple from Blood Brothers Brewing was the one that did it!
1 month ago
7.5/10
Can lcbo. Another in the PL series. Delicous. Lots of strawberry, juicy and bright. Not overly sweet and finishes on a tart sour that helps balance. Sure it's a fruit beer, but good.
Tried
from Can
on 04 Aug 2026
at 23:58
8/10
Can from the LCBO. Surprised the last rated 9 years ago. This was delicious. Mildly sweet bready malt with soft esters, vague marshmallow vanilla and the grain of paradise flavour that for the life of me I can't seem to come up with a comparable for, custard? nope, unsweetened caramel? Nope. Delicious though.
Tried
from Can
on 04 Aug 2026
at 22:20
7.5/10
Sweet bready malt, with light esters of a little banana, some vague citrus and a slight bitterness on the finish. Can brought back from Montreal by the Mrs.
Tried
from Can
on 04 Aug 2026
at 00:30
6.5/10
Just a schwack of resin, pine and some bitterness, with some hop burn over a mildly sweet malt base. Meh. Can lcbo.
Tried
from Can
on 03 Aug 2026
at 23:44
7/10
Can LCBO. Taste of mildly sweet bready malt with resin, and bittering hops, with mild tangerine. Lingers to a dusty bitterness. 'Tis fine.
Tried
from Can
on 01 Aug 2026
at 21:08
Helsdon has a new beer style achievement
Level 5 for Sour / Wild Beer ticks with a total of 50 ticks of this master style.
Sou'Wester from Rough Waters Brewing Company was the one that did it!
1 month ago