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Helsdon

Toronto, ON, Canada 🇨🇦 Member
Deeply underachieving beer snob. I'll occasionally have a drink, and when I do I want it to be a good one. Oh, and if I give a detailed rating on a beer, rather than a quick tick, you can ignore the specifics. I don't need to judge appearance, or whatever. I just don't want to leave a rating rounded to the nearest .5, like the quick tick limits you to.

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8/10
Can from the Newfoundland liquor store in St. John's. First though, I glanced at the previous reviewers. 12K beers reviewed? Ok. 22k? 25K? 30K! Wait, what? 85K!! Crazy! Ok, Ok. This beer is quite nice..some hay malts supporting a handful of laco funk – a little stone fruit, socks, some slight aserbic bite that lingers. Really, really nice. I appreciate the straight, non-fruited sour. Thanks for this one rough waters.
Tried from Can on 30 Jul 2026 at 01:01

Helsdon updated a venue: Dildo Brewing Co. & Museum located in St. John's, Canada
1 month ago


8/10
Been avoiding rating all the beers here in Newfoundland, I don't want to spend my time on the phone. But this was an excellent beer. Drank subtly on the North Trail of Signal Hill. Really the perfect spot. Strong flavors of Resin And Floral hops, or a sweet malt base with touches of booze. Really delicious. Wish I had this at home.
Tried from Can on 29 Jul 2026 at 15:48

7/10
Draft at the brewery. Case of slightly bitter sourness up front, with decent natural cherry. Mild sweetness builds on the finish. Decent.
Tried from Draft at Quidi Vidi Brewing on 27 Jul 2026 at 19:59

Helsdon has a new country beer tick achievement

Level 18 for Canada ticks with a total of 800 from this country.
Calm Tom's Double IPA from Quidi Vidi Brewing Company was the one that did it!
1 month ago


6.5/10
Draft at the brewery. Mild resin with a little boosiness backed by a strong lingering bitterness. You can see the bready sweet malt peeking out. Not wowed.
Tried from Draft at Quidi Vidi Brewing on 27 Jul 2026 at 19:51

6/10
Their signature beer. Draft at the brewery. Simple slightly sweet biscuit malt. Meh.
Tried from Draft at Quidi Vidi Brewing on 27 Jul 2026 at 19:47

7/10
Resin, little cat piss, with some hop burn finishing with a slight bitter finish over barwly noticeablesweet malt. Overall decent. Draft at brewery.
Tried from Draft at Quidi Vidi Brewing on 27 Jul 2026 at 19:41

5.5/10
Sweet biscuit malt, a little barely ther citrus with a bitter finish. Meh.
Tried from Draft at Yellowbelly Brewery - YYT on 27 Jul 2026 at 17:35

6/10
Draft at brewery in Water St. Biscuit malt, rather dry, a little vague resin, strong bitter hops that lingers. Not great balance.
Tried from Draft at Yellowbelly Brewery & Public House on 27 Jul 2026 at 17:30