440ml can. This has spent the last 4 months sitting in my fridge and it's turned approx. half the can into an ice cream like substance. Managed to get about 200ml of liquid out of the can...
Opaque and extremely pale yellow, I've never seen pineapple so pale before I hope the coconut is what's made it so pale? Aroma is full on pineapple puree and coconut. The taste matches that too, and although sweet it's got a good tartness about it. Body is obviously thick as anything, excluding the solidified parts.
Yeah, this is not anything close to beer, and despite half the can being in a petrified state the remaining liquid was delicious.

Can from House Of Trembling Madness. Milky yellow body with an off-white head. It’s so thick! I literally had to squeeze the can to get this to pour (it was only later that I noticed the opening instructions on the can). No visible carbonation. Faint lacing. Aroma of pineapple and coconut. Flavour of pineapple and coconut with a subtle sourness. Thick mouthfeel with a creamy texture - it’s verging on ice-cream mouthfeel. Soft fizz. This is a beer version of a pina colada. It’s utterly ridiculous and superbly executed. This was a very memorable beer experience and Double Mana goes down as one of the most bonkers beers I’ve ever tasted. It’s so thick you could eat it with a spoon. It’ll be interesting to see if/how this holds up in the can. The version I tried was canned on the 3rd August 2025 (26 days ago); I get the impression it’ll kinda solidify over time.

Вываливать из банки было трудно, прям пюреха добротная, даже слеганца перебор по густоте. А так было вкусно, пина колада четкая.

440ml can.  Pours opaque cream with no head, like vanilla Angel Delight.  Aroma is sweet coconut cream and slightly sour pineapple juice.  Taste has sweet pineapple and coconut throughout.  Thickest beer ever, mad stuff.