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Desperados in Amsterdam, Noord-Holland, Netherlands 🇳🇱
Lager - Flavoured Regular|
Score
3.75
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The classic beer flavor, with an agave twist.
Hits the right note. For real.
Ingredients:
Water, malted barley, glucose syrup, sugar, hop extract, acidity regulator: citric acid, natural flavouring
(contains agave spirit 0.1%).
Hits the right note. For real.
Ingredients:
Water, malted barley, glucose syrup, sugar, hop extract, acidity regulator: citric acid, natural flavouring
(contains agave spirit 0.1%).
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1.8/10
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Appearance 4
Aroma 1
Flavor 2
Texture 2
Overall 1
Imported from my RateBeer account as Desperados (by Heineken (France)):
Aroma: 1/10, Appearance: 2/5, Taste: 2/10, Palate: 1/5, Overall: 2/20, MyTotalScore: 0.8/5
29/IX/15 - 33cl bottle @ Polé Polé (Gent) - BB: VII/2016 (2015-1436) Thanks to my work for paying! :p
Clear pale piss yellow coloured beverage, no head, as this is the famous "bottle in hand"-segment. Aroma: well, not much, except for that bloody lime wedge in the neck. Hurray! MF: soft carbon, medium to light body. taste: very sweet and sugar, some lemon (yes, I already removed that lime wedge), slightly bitter. Aftertaste: fruity, lemon juice, very sweet. Yuck.
Aroma: 1/10, Appearance: 2/5, Taste: 2/10, Palate: 1/5, Overall: 2/20, MyTotalScore: 0.8/5
29/IX/15 - 33cl bottle @ Polé Polé (Gent) - BB: VII/2016 (2015-1436) Thanks to my work for paying! :p
Clear pale piss yellow coloured beverage, no head, as this is the famous "bottle in hand"-segment. Aroma: well, not much, except for that bloody lime wedge in the neck. Hurray! MF: soft carbon, medium to light body. taste: very sweet and sugar, some lemon (yes, I already removed that lime wedge), slightly bitter. Aftertaste: fruity, lemon juice, very sweet. Yuck.
Tried
from Bottle
on 29 Sep 2015
at 15:00
4.5/10
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Appearance 4
Aroma 5
Flavor 5
Texture 4
Overall 4
500ml bottle. Russian brewed version, but for what it’s worth I’ve tried the French one too. Pours yellow with a small white head. Aroma is sweet, tequila-ish. Taste is a bit sour, lime, synthetic tequila. A strong radler/alcopop.
Tried
from Bottle
on 22 Sep 2015
at 07:02
2.2/10
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Appearance 6
Aroma 1
Flavor 1
Texture 6
Overall 1
Probably one of the worst beers of all time. Completely undrinkalble. I rather stay sober the rest of my life.
First time: From a bottle in Bordeaux summer of 98. No other beers were available, because Norwegian and Scottish football fans had emptied all available beer in the city centre. So we tried.....my godness
Nice clear golden colour with a white head. Stinky tequila aroma and an even worse tequila mixed alcohol taste. Good carbonation :-D They had it at Systembolaget in Sweden and I had to try again. Was it as bad as remembered. Oh yeah. MEH!
[Bottle from Systembolaget in Sweden]
First time: From a bottle in Bordeaux summer of 98. No other beers were available, because Norwegian and Scottish football fans had emptied all available beer in the city centre. So we tried.....my godness
Nice clear golden colour with a white head. Stinky tequila aroma and an even worse tequila mixed alcohol taste. Good carbonation :-D They had it at Systembolaget in Sweden and I had to try again. Was it as bad as remembered. Oh yeah. MEH!
[Bottle from Systembolaget in Sweden]
Tried
from Bottle
on 11 Sep 2015
at 10:14
1.1/10
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Appearance 2
Aroma 1
Flavor 1
Texture 2
Overall 0.5
Had it the usual way: from the bottle with a slice of lime (just like Coronita). It’s bad as hell: neither beer nor soda, rather some strange mix that doesn’t conform to a radler either. Desperately bad.
Tried
from Bottle
on 09 Sep 2015
at 12:39
2.2/10
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Appearance 4
Aroma 2
Flavor 2
Texture 4
Overall 1
Desperados, die Mutter aller Partybiere. Ich denke unweigerlich an sturztrunkene Touristen an spanischen Stränden, zerbrochene Flaschen auf vermüllten Straßen, an Abifahrt und Faschingsrausch. Wer möchte diesen Lifestyle nicht? Die durchsichtige Flasche ist schonmal ein deutliches Statement - hier geht’s nicht ums Bier. Na dann, auf die Pulle und weg das Zeug. Riecht tierisch künstlich nach Zuckerschnaps. Schmeckt auch so. Pappig süß, im Abgang hoppla, war das etwa Malz? Wenn einem Cola nicht süß genug ist, greift zu Desperados.
Tried
on 04 Jul 2015
at 11:23
1.5/10
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Appearance 4
Aroma 1
Flavor 1
Texture 2
Overall 1
Falsa mexicana fabricada en Francia, con mucha polémica por confudir al consumidor al imitar la botella a las más típicas botellas mexicanas. Con aroma de Tequila, dicen. Probar y tirar. Un engaño comercial en toda regla. Huele a algo así como a gominola y sabe a cualquier cosa menos a cerveza.
Tried
from Can
on 17 Jun 2015
at 02:12
4.4/10
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Appearance 6
Aroma 4
Flavor 4
Texture 6
Overall 3.5
Bottle shared with JMD at HNB 25.04.15. Clear golden. Diminishing white head. Aroma of lemonade, lime juice, bitter lemon and pepper. Similar taste, with some bitterness in aftertaste.
Earlier Rating: 2/15/2015 Total Score: 1.3
From bottle in Lille with KL 15.02.15. Clear and pale. Diminishing white head. Aroma and taste of 7UP, with bitterness of artificial sweeteners in aftertaste. More like a lemonade than a beer.
Earlier Rating: 2/15/2015 Total Score: 1.3
From bottle in Lille with KL 15.02.15. Clear and pale. Diminishing white head. Aroma and taste of 7UP, with bitterness of artificial sweeteners in aftertaste. More like a lemonade than a beer.
Tried
from Bottle
on 25 Apr 2015
at 08:23