Appearance - 2 | Aroma - 1 | Flavor - 1 | Texture - 2 | Overall - 1

330 ml can. Cardboard, cooked vegetables, dextrose, soap, ice tea, wort, rye. Sweet. Light bodied, watery texture, lively carbonated, sweet finish with a weird aftertaste. Nasty.

Appearance - 2 | Aroma - 1 | Flavor - 1 | Texture - 2 | Overall - 0.5

Thanks to Hans Peter! Sweetish strange beginning. Tastes like sweetish vegetables in a strange brew. Cauliflower, Cabbage and sweetish sugar cane. Very strange combination, Quite awful!

33cl bottle. A clear golden beer with a white lacing. Aroma of intense sweet grainy and breadish malt. Taste of sweet breadish malt, cereals, grains.

Appearance - 6 | Aroma - 3 | Flavor - 3.5 | Texture - 3 | Overall - 3

Süßlich getreidiger Beginn. Viel Cornflakes, viel zu süß, keine Herbe. Trockener, leicht bitterer Abgang. Schmeckt nicht. 9/5/6/5/8/5

Appearance - 6 | Aroma - 3 | Flavor - 2 | Texture - 6 | Overall - 2

0.33 l bottle from 'REWE' (Wyk), best before February 2020. Clear, golden amber with a thin, frothy, slowly diminishing, white head. Sweetish aroma of grains, some straw and quite some wort. Fairly sweet, minimally bitter, slightly artificial taste of grains, wort, cow fodder and some straw, followed by a short, moderately bitter, fairly worty and artificial finish. Thin to medium body, slightly effervescent mouthfeel, average carbonation. Hardly drinkable, way too sweet and artificial, seriously?!

Appearance - 6 | Aroma - 2 | Flavor - 2 | Texture - 2 | Overall - 2

0,33 l bottle from REWE, Bad Zwischenahn. Looks like a real beer, golden in the glass, nearly clear, small white head. Smells like iced tea. Tastes the same, flat, sweet, strange. Not in this lifetime again. Only for the tick.

Fruity-juicy nose. Sweet taste with a fruity tang. Citric flavors, light body . Rather short finish.

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Neither beer nor protein drink. Horrible bittersweet artificial drink. If I want beer I drink beer and if I need Protein I get a WheyShake.