Milwaukee's Best Light
Miller Brewing Company in Milwaukee, Wisconsin, United States 🇺🇸
Lager - Pale Regular|
Score
3.27
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Appearance - 6 | Aroma - 3 | Flavor - 3 | Texture - 4 | Overall - 2.5
Sampled from a 16 oz can this beer poured a yellow-golden color with a large soapy white head that left decent lacing. The aroma was tangy and corny and had a faint dry grainy presence. The flavor was thin and watery with a light tangy and corny presence and a very faint hint of perfume. Medium tangy and corny finish. Thin and watery body. Not good but at least not vile.
Appearance - 4 | Aroma - 4 | Flavor - 3 | Texture - 4 | Overall - 1.5
12oz can poured into a shaker. Pours a clear, pale gold with a half finger of quickly dissipating white head. Aroma of cooked rice, skunk, and some corn. Taste is lightly bitter. Grains, corn and skunk. Light bodied with a thin texture. Fizzy carbonation and a very abrupt finish. Overall, meh. Not the best, but I’ve had worse.
Appearance - 4 | Aroma - 2 | Flavor - 2 | Texture - 2 | Overall - 1
12 oz can. An ode to Milwaukee’s Best LIght: oh, how voluminous sunrays penetrate your brilliant golden hues; how your sparkling halo revives my senses, makes my nostrils come alive, my eyes bulge out with spastic wonder, and my tongue salivate with delicious boquets of heavenly goodness; how I would love to swim in thee, how I would love to have your sparklling attributes flowing through my veins rather than the blood which does instead; what more can I say about your beautiful head, which doth removeth itself from my cup as surely as the sun removes itself from the sky as the gloaming descends every night upon your copper vats? How can I describe thee to mere mortals when it’s the waters flowing from Mount Olympus from which thee originates? **** Okay, that was some bad poetry. If Shakespeare is Chimay, my poem up there is Milwaukee’s Best LIght. It’s watery, it reeks, and it’s one of the worst beers I’ve ever tried--but wait til tomorrow when I review Olde English!!!
Appearance - 4 | Aroma - 4 | Flavor - 4 | Texture - 4 | Overall - 2.5
so I bought this to soak my brotts in and realized, "I havn’t rated this." I was actually looking forward to it since the ratings are so low. I mean at 5.32 for a 12 pack, this is some cheap swill. I know for a fact I have had this in my high school years, more than likely the cheaper choice between itself and Natural Light. From a can, pours light gold, medium white head that fades faster than hell. The aroma is very grainy but unfortunatley it smells mostly adjuncty with lots of corn and light grain dominating. This stuff is so watered down it’s not even funny, lots of sweet and light malt flavors, again a mild corn syrup in the background ending with the flavor of water. Very boring, but again, cheap and mildly refreshing.
Appearance - 2 | Aroma - 1 | Flavor - 1 | Texture - 2 | Overall - 0.5
Overall Impression: Take the regular beast, and drop some of the alcohol...can I rate it less then a .5?
Appearance - 4 | Aroma - 3 | Flavor - 5 | Texture - 6 | Overall - 6.5
Crisp light pale yellow and clear. Nice streams of constant carbonation visible within. At times an aroma of slight sulfur when warm but I don’t detect any bad aromas when it’s cold. Good carbonation on the palate. Friendly and not bitter on the tongue. Non assuming finish which is well mannered. Good cheap session brew. Not bad for a lower priced lager.
Appearance - 4 | Aroma - 2 | Flavor - 2 | Texture - 2 | Overall - 2
24 oz. tallboy for 99¢. If the city of Milwaukee had any pride in itself, they’d sue Miller for defamation of character. Pale pissy color. Bilious smell. Label mentions "malted barley, selected grains," which could go either corn or rice. Chemical adjunct taste lacks the sweetness of corn, though. Flavor is poor, but so thin it doesn’t have a chance to really offend me. But I picked this up along with cartons of Tyraenena and New Glarus, so it’s just something to twiddle my tab-pulling thumb with tonight. I’d recommend a LaCroix or Canfield flavored seltzer water over this in a heartbeat, and you can mix a little vodka into that for a better kick.
Appearance - 2 | Aroma - 1 | Flavor - 2 | Texture - 2 | Overall - 0.5
Terrible, simply terrible. If you’re that broke, at least go for the non-light Beast or even the Ice version.
Appearance - 2 | Aroma - 1 | Flavor - 2 | Texture - 2 | Overall - 1.5
Ehhhh... nothing can really be said about this beer that is any good at all. Like the "Beast" and anything similar.