Earthquake High Gravity Lager 10%

Monstrous can picked up at Safeway. On opening you're greeted with a blast of sweet malts. Clear golden pour, fizzy white head. Aroma Is frat house floor after a kegger. Taste is sweet, ultra sweet, too sweet, corn, candy and medicinal. Yes, it that's good. Almost tastes like someone poured a 7-up in my cheap lager. I will struggle through and I will prevail.

I spotted a 24oz can at a convenience store in Cedar Park some months ago. This pleasant late spring day I’m slipping the can into a paper bag before opening it. A smell indicates essentially beer but I’ve been misled before. I take a full drink. Not calling this bad but it is a really long ways from the best I have had. Some corn but not enough, cardboard, aluminum and cereal. A little bit sweet, no discernible bitterness. As I drink more, the taste improves slightly. Maybe the alcohol is kicking in.

Jesus christ dude. This is bad. I'm honestly surprised by any review over 2.0 here! It didn't look too bad at first, bright gold with a modest head but that faded fast and as it sat in the glass, with no effervescence, it really looked like urine. I know people say that all the time about bad beer, but this really did. Smell was a bit strangely fruity, I think it was the fusel alcohols. Also grainy, vaguely corn like. Flavor is semi sweet, grainy, and plenty of fusels, with a horrid rancid bitterness that made me make the face. As I choked this down I gradually adapted to that so it was somewhat finishable, though perhaps I wish I hadn't. I have a terrible hangover today and I don't normally get hangovers ever. Is this what they mean when they talk about fusels causing hangover, cuz forget this. I mean this beer was awful.

Canned 473ml. -Courtesy of Marko, shared with him & hrabren, thanks! Clear golden coloured, medium sized white head, corn and light grain in the nose. Corn, boiled vegetables, some caramel and bread with slightly alco touch in the finish. Usual stuff.

Earthquake, canned, of course, shared in Zagreb. Thanks for the thoughts and prayers, GodOfThunder! Shared with Hrabren & Ognjan! Clear pale golden body, traces of a white head. Smells like diluted cheap white wine mixed with equally cheap sakéish... tart, rice. Sweetish taste, rice, tastes like cheap Asian lager really. Drinkable, all too drinkable for 10%, even though it tastes like crap. Adequate beer for Ukrš really.

70 million ounce can shared by hershiser2 at the Murky Chocolate Ham tasting. Clear gold thin head poor retention. Aroma of corn, minerals, green apple. Taste is corn and acrid. Medium bodied booze.