500ml can from Onestop store. Pale yellow, massive carbonation which creates a continuous thin head. Aroma of faint stale apples and window cleaner. Taste is thin with chemicals, slight sour apple and a mini booze kick. Very unpleasant. Thin and slightly oily, dryish. Awful, just couldn't finish it. Possibly the worst cidery in the world on my doorstep. Lovely.

Can, consumed outside of housing estate in what looks like soviet era Russia, but tutned out to be Stockethill in Aberdeen. Purchased at a Premier convenience store while a junky was arguing with the owner over her lack of funds for white cider. I drank this straight out of the can, but can assure it is reassuringly pale in colour. The aroma is formed of sweet and intoxicating sugars, rubbing alcohol, apple concentrate, apple cores and some tangy tangy. The taste is way more crisp than expected, crunchy, raw alcohol but it doesn't overpower it, pleasing boozey vibes, apple skin, apple cores, juice from concentrate and some tangy with a surprisingly short finish which is devoid of flavour. Average body and moderate, fizzy carbonation. Could be that i was in a good mood, but didn't really find this all that bad, certainly not befitting of the accolade of a Rate beer 0 - 0.

No head on a thin lime juice coloured body. Chemical aroma. Faint apple, wet cardboard, sugar & syrupy tastes. Proper Tramp juice.

500ml can. Pours pale gold with high carbonation. Aroma is twiggy cheap apple juice and uPVC windows. Taste has cheap, meaty, chemically apple juice.

Sykes what an utterly boring and horrible cider. Kitchen sink! Unable to end this one. Skunky aroma. Waterish and a very low acidity. Very mild apple. More chemical. Not at all recommendable.
[Can from Spar at Manchester Airport Terminal 3, England]

50cl can. No head. Clear golden pour. Alcohol and chemical aftertaste. Crap cider only for teenagers

Can @ hotel room, Ruoholahti, pre Olutexpo. Thx FatPhil. Poured pale golden color with almost no head. White wine got bad. Ripe apples, sugars alcohol. Horror in a glass.

50 cl can @ hotel room, Ruoholahti. Thanks FatPhil! Aroma is like a bad, yeasty white wine. Acidic with some apples, perhaps. Aroma has white wine, some floury green apples and acidic tones. In a blind tasting I’d say this is a white wine.

Can at hotel room in Helsinki. Thanks to FatPhil! Colour is clear light yellow with very small white head. Aromas and flavors: Some apples, some sweetness and some dryness. Very bad.