3

Appearance - 3 | Aroma - 3 | Flavor - 3 | Texture - 3 | Overall - 3

Can from some dodgy shop in Brussels. It pours clear golden - blonde with a decent fluffy white head. The aroma is sweet, perfumed, candied fruits, apricot, peach, candy, artificial vibes and candy. The taste is slick, oily, chewy, tinned peach, fruit salad, fruit cordial, marmalade sandwich, white sugar, fruit syrup, perfumed, hooker perfume, fruit salad and sugar syrup with a short, boozy finish. Medium and moderate, fluffy carbonation. Raw and filthy.

4.5

Appearance - 6 | Aroma - 6 | Flavor - 3 | Texture - 4 | Overall - 4

Lattina. Al naso arrivano indizi di pesca. L'intensità olfattiva è elevata, permanendo in maniera apprezzabile. Il mantello birroso superiore resiste abbastanza. La grandezza delle bollicine è medio-fine. Il liquido si presenta trasparente. Bollicine fini costituiscono la forma della frizzantezza, con carbonazione persistente. Il colore è giallo dorato carico. Il corpo è medio. L'amaro è nella media. La forza gustativa è normale e si prolunga in modo sufficiente. Le sensazioni boccali finali risultano di facile beva. Il finale è molto rustico. Sul palato si attestano caratteristiche di miele e pesca in versione di pesca sciroppata.

1.1

Appearance - 2 | Aroma - 1 | Flavor - 1 | Texture - 2 | Overall - 0.5

Das letzte der untrinkbaren 🤢Xplosion Chemie-Schnaps-Biergetränke mich komischen Pfirsicharoma. Auch dieses war widerlich im Geschmack, roch aber ganz nett nach fruchtigen Klostein. Alle 3 Dosen wurden also in der Zugtoilette 🚽 entsorgt und hinterließen dort einen süßlich-fruchtigen Duft, der aber nicht allen Fahrgästen gefiel.

4.1

Appearance - 6 | Aroma - 8 | Flavor - 2 | Texture - 2 | Overall - 2.5

Blik gedeeld met Roelzie. Hey is een helder oranje geel bier met een volle witte schuimkraag. Het heeft een zoet, best lekkere geur van perzik. De smaak is moutig, perzik en alcohol achtig met een metaal achtige nasmaak, bah.

3.9

Appearance - 6 | Aroma - 3 | Flavor - 3 | Texture - 6 | Overall - 3.5

Canned 500ml. -from Casino Albertville. Clear golden coloured, medium sized airy white head, artificial peach and alcohol in the nose. Sweet and alcoholic taste with dominant artificial peach and sugar. Useless.

Varnish, paint chemicals, peach extract, sweet, horrible

3

Korralik virsikuekstrakt ja alks. No ei.

2.4

Appearance - 4 | Aroma - 2 | Flavor - 2 | Texture - 2 | Overall - 2.5

50cl can. A clear yellow golden beer with a white lacing. Aroma of intense sweet artificial peach. Taste of artificial sweet peach, sugar, boozy malty finish.

4.4

Appearance - 8 | Aroma - 5.5 | Flavor - 3 | Texture - 3 | Overall - 3.5

Small, lightly yellowish head over copperish golden beer. Peach syrup/jam, quite sharp and artificial. Sharp, metallic and sweet artificial peach ester (extract), with a lot of boozy alcohol, almost rendering it bitterish (metallic). Sharp, fiery MF, alcoholheat; not very carbonated, bit oily feel. Awful. Wonder who cares about such stuff.

1

Appearance - 3 | Aroma - 0.5 | Flavor - 0.5 | Texture - 1 | Overall - 1

For the sheer joy of writing a scathing review, I still buy a cheap beer every now and then of which I just know it is going to be bad - but let us stay as objective as possible and give this new Gordon Xplosion, a series that has stunned me with dismay in the past, a shot. Can from a Delhaize supermarket, contains added sugar, peach aroma and a whole lot of alcohol... Thick and frothy, audibly crackling, egg-white, relatively large-bubbled but stable, cobweb-lacing head, slowly dissipating on a crystal clear 'metallic' old-golden blonde beer with pale orangey tinge and strong sparkling. Aroma of Fruitella peach candy, peach-flavoured bubblegum and 'perzikjenever', tooth paste, wodka, granulated sugar dissolved in alcohol, urinal cake, rubber, canned corn water, iron pipes, industrial apple juice of the lowest possible quality. Utterly sugary onset, lemonade-like in a very dull way, effects of tooth paste and urinal cake from the start, all drenched in this ridiculously artificial sweet peach aroma that only reminds me of the kind of industrial peach and other 'fruit' candy I hate, fizzily carbonated; slick body, lots of sticky sugariness cloying to the teeth till the end, thinnish structure, grainy like a cheap industrial lager - even feeling a bit watery, if it weren't for the alcohol of course, which weighs down on the finish, in a quite unpleasant, wry and rubbing alcohol-like way. A metallic 'zing' accompanies the whole thing, alcohol is the only bittering factor and not agreeably so - in fact it feels like someone poured methylated spirits in an artificially peach-flavoured sugar solution. Chemical, sticky, instantly headache-inducing finish with that peach thing still happily dancing around - as well as urinal cake and tooth paste, again. Clearly aimed at an audience of alcoholics willing to take the risk of becoming blind after several of these - the only people I can imagine buying something as godawful as this. An abomination even within its own disconsolate category, worse even than that red fruit version of several years ago: I dare say that this comes eerily close to the worst beer I ever had, which coincidentally was another Gordon Xplosion (the infamous Gin version). In comparison with that red fruit edition, from what I remember, this is even stickier, more chemical and more urinal cake-like in aroma and taste, with an even more feeble structure. Absolutely disgusting both in concept and execution - I feel like a masochist even trying to pour down half a glass of this infernal liquid. The kind of 'beer' I love to hate - but there is one last product in this series, a rhum version apparently, I haven't stumbled upon so far... And seeing my dislike of rhum, that one may well be the one to equal the gin version in absolute baseness.