Appearance - 2 | Aroma - 1.5 | Flavor - 1 | Texture - 2 | Overall - 0.5

Oh boy! Big stovepipe can of malt likkah! Pours like malt likkah, smells scary like malt likkah and of course it tastes like boozy malt likkah! Must be malt likkah! Very strong alky backbone, just like the glass screw top quarts and 40's we buy over here in mericka in a brown paper bag. Slight warming sensation flowing down the throat. Very difficult to drink, quite uncouth coarse rough & boorish. I guess there is one thing this vulgar mess is supposed to do and it does it well; kick yer brain's ass for a spin around the block, hehehehh. Tho holy brewing method? Holy moley! It's uncultured uncultivated benighted unsophisticated unrefined and unpolished, whew. If this is holy, it must be from the church of the notorious Crowley; the English occultist, ceremonial magician, writer, and mountaineer who preached free will, famously known as Aleister, the wickedest man in the world. In the middle, this stuff is tuff; durable strong resilient resistant sturdy rugged firm solid and substantial. I think you could use it to lift permanent marker off a cement floor. In the end, its just one big ass kicker with a mild gag reflex. All together now, lets retch heave keck convulse and choke all at the same time. Its stuff like this that gives cheap pale macro lager a bad name. There, you have it. Right down there with Camo, Dog Bite, Hurricane and forbid, Steel Reserve.

Appearance - 4 | Aroma - 3 | Flavor - 3 | Texture - 4 | Overall - 3

Can. Medium head with medium duration. Color is golden. Aroma and taste are sweet malt, marzipan, hops and alcohol. Not good.

Appearance - 6 | Aroma - 3 | Flavor - 3 | Texture - 4 | Overall - 2.5

Can from supermarket, Sarajevo. Clear golden with a white head. Aroma is sweet, malty, corn and light hoppy. Flavor is quite sweet and light bitter. Sweet finish with some alcohol. 160824

Appearance - 6 | Aroma - 4 | Flavor - 2 | Texture - 4 | Overall - 0.5

Can from a newsagent in West Byfleet. Aroma had dough and paint stripper. Light gold. Bubbly. Foamy frothy white head. Medium bitter, sour tinged, boozy gluey flavour. Sweet doughy underbelly. Light bodied. Thin. Fizzy carbonation. Long astringent. Just tasted likes it'll be stripping yer insides. Doesn't have the sweetness that often masks the booze and chemicals that some of these tramp juices have.

Appearance - 6 | Aroma - 2 | Flavor - 1 | Texture - 4 | Overall - 1.5

Can from local convenience store, purchased solely for the style tick. Pours clear golden with a white head. Aroma: malt, caramel, apple. Taste: moderate to heavy sweet & light bitter, alcohol, corn, metallic. Medium body with average carbonation. Truly awful

Talentvol smerig

Appearance - 8 | Aroma - 7 | Flavor - 4 | Texture - 6 | Overall - 4

Can from my local post office/convenience store. Pours attractive bright golden amber with a lasting creamy off white head. Aroma of malt, fruity/apple, light alcohol, and sweet caramel. Medium to heavy sweetness and light bitterness. Medium body, very sticky texture, soft carbonation. Finish is sweet and sticky. Have to say it wasn’t anywhere near as bad as I thought but hope to never be sitting on a park bench having 5 or 6.