From a can this pours thick and viscous with a hazy almost orange eye. Smell of heavily alkied sweet cloying bullshit. From the start its super bitter. Its almost unbearable. Yes, its 9% but I really am suffering. My girlie lager loving taste buds are simply getting rototilled to death. Whew. Big thick mouth coating blast is over the top and down the sides. Surprisingly tho, even tho its quite volatile, there is a strange absence of a warming effect in the gullet. OK, about half way thru I think I'm starting to catch a slight dizzying feeling. Yes, quite nasty nellie but this feeling is making me a little happier about it. I was going to toss this in the drain because it was almost making me gag but this fun little feeling mysteriously makes me want to swig and gulp more. Go figger. There you have it. Sweet orange? You got to be kidding. It gets at least a 1 for the alky content, LOL!