Served in a clear mug, the appearance was a murky red color with no head or lace.
The aroma had some dried stiff tomato with super sweet lime and lemon sugary sweetness.
The flavor was the same overly sweet lime with the dried stiff tomato encasing the aftertaste and going full throttle on that finish.
The palate, hell if I know what level the body was supposed to be. I had no clue. Nowhere close to being sessionable. Carbonation did feel fine. ABV felt appropriate.
Overall, I wonder if the person who made up the recipes for these types of beers - yeah, I wonder how they sleep at night.

Can. Pours a hazy pale red color with a small white head. Has fruity spicy tomato and lime aroma. Fruity spicy tomato lime flavor. Has a fruity spicy tomato juice finish with hints of lime.

25oz can thanks to GT2. What a prick. Pours a pukey orange with cloudy, white head. Nose has lime, celery, trash, butyric acid, some tomato pulp. Flavor is... wow, nasty, tomatoes, clams, celery, whoa. This is just wrong.

I am so honored that jackl brought back this whale to share with me! 25 ounce can, of which about 24 ounces went down the train. The being said, this is the best I’ve tried of the Chelada line. That being said, it’s still pretty terrible. Pours a hazy pink-orange with no head. Aroma of lime, salt, doughy malt. The taste is salt, tomato, lime, pale malt, clams. Thin bodied.

Big fucken can @ home, picked up at Argonaut Denver. Cloudy pink grapefruit juice appearance with no head. Aroma has a bunch of lime, celery salt, and tomato juice. Slightly sweet flavor. Kind of tastes like a Chicago Dog with the celery salt, tomato, and pepper notes. I’m not sure I get more lime in this one than the others but it does seem to be a bit more smooth. I still don’t like Cheladas but I guess this is the best one I’ve had.

25 oz can from Total Wine in Sacramento, CA. Pours hazy salmon color with a transient, sort of white head. Aroma of tomato, salt and lime. Med minus body. Starts with "clamato", salt, then goes to lime, then back to tomato followed by salt. This is probably not very healthy.