Breakside Brewery You Can't Do That on Television

You Can't Do That on Television

 

Breakside Brewery in Milwaukie, Oregon, United States 🇺🇸

  Stout - Pastry / Flavoured - Imperial Regular Out of Production
Score
7.28
ABV: 14.4% IBU: 26 Ticks: 4
Imperial Stout Aged in Bourbon Barrels with Vanilla Bean

Our fifth prestige blend of 2023 came to be in a most circuitous way. When we sat down to sample barrels for our final two blends of the year, we had originally earmarked the cohort of barrels that became the centerpiece of this blend for an adjunct-laden stout, and we had imagined that a most roast-forward set of barrels would form the heart of a traditional, non-adjuncted beer. When we started actually blending the casks, it turned out that the roastier beers seemed better suited to adjuncting, and the rye barrel stouts were expressive and complex enough to stand on their own. Fortunately, this made for an easy switch, and You Can't Do That on Television was born again as an unadjuncted, rye whiskey heavy blend.

The nine casks that form the focal point of this blend had strong notes of caramel, milk chocolate, fig, prune, fruit cake, toffee and chocolate pudding. After 20 months in barrel, there was a mellowness to these beers, a soft chest warming alcohol note that allows grassy notes of rye whiskey and dusty cocoa to come through as well. We loved the complex array of dessert-like artifacts in this initial blend, but despite the well articulated pastry notes, the beer needed some more sweetness and vanilla-like notes. So, we went back to the wood cellar and found two casks of extra-aged porter and stout that helped round out the body, add some wood-derived vanillin, and pump in a whiff of classic Kentucky Bourbon. We hope you enjoy this holiday offering, named after one of the most unusual and offbeat shows to ever air on TV.
 

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8/10 Appearance 10 Aroma 8 Flavor 7 Texture 9 Overall 7.5
Bottle. Pours opaque black, small tan head, good lacing. Aroma is a bit smoky, cocoa, bourbon, vanilla, earth. Flavor is medium sweet, medium bitter. Full body, molasses.
Tried from Bottle on 05 May 2025 at 02:13

7.2/10 Appearance 6 Aroma 7 Flavor 8 Texture 6 Overall 8
Draft. Black beer with a light brown head. Whiskey and light malt aroma. Caramel and whiskey flavor with light chocolate. Medium bodied. Caramel and whiskey linger with light chocolate.
Tried from Draft on 12 Feb 2024 at 17:47

8.1/10 Appearance 8 Aroma 8 Flavor 8 Texture 8 Overall 8.5
Bottle. Very worthy of Christmas. Pours a pitch black hue with a small beige head. A big nose, woody, sour mash, chocolate. Sweet vanilla and chocolate, drier wood, ash, sweet rye whiskey. Damn good. Big, but drinkable.
Tried from Bottle on 26 Dec 2023 at 08:49

7.6/10 Appearance 6 Aroma 7 Flavor 8 Texture 8 Overall 8.5
Draft at Breakside Beaverton. Near black pour, ring of beige head. Aroma is sweet, chocolate, a bit of booziness, strong. Taste is first sweet chocolaty notes, ABV follows immediately. Sweet and strong right from the start, chocolate, Hershey's syrup. Latent war mth, but doesn't really add anything new.
Tried from Draft on 14 Dec 2023 at 03:56