Siren Craft Brew Black Mirror

Black Mirror

 

Siren Craft Brew in Finchampstead, Berkshire, England 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿

  Stout - Foreign / Extra Regular
Score
7.51
ABV: 8.0% IBU: - Ticks: 20
A birthday stout truly dialled up to 11. This indulgent beer is layered with rich Rio Caribe cacao and hand-toasted coconut. It pours rich and thick, with flavours of Belgian chocolate, caramelised dark sugars and biscuity vanilla wafers.
 

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Tried on 08 Nov 2025 at 13:43


4.2
Appearance - 4 | Aroma - 4 | Flavor - 4 | Texture - 6 | Overall - 4

--Sample, thanks fonefan. Black, brown head. Syrupy nose dominated by chocolate brownie dough, some coffee. Sweet with viscous mouthfeel, Tastes like pure chocolate brownie dough sprinkled with coconut. Warming finish. While dull and seriously overflavoured with generic flavouring agents, at least it retains some level of drinkability, which is unusual for a pastry stout.

Tried on 01 Dec 2024 at 20:21


6.8
Appearance - 6 | Aroma - 7 | Flavor - 7 | Texture - 6 | Overall - 7

Sample (thanks fonefan!). Pitch black colour, small brown head. Aroma is chocolate, some mild vanilla and coconut with some coffee and mild nutty tones. Flavour is coconut, nutty and chocolaty tones with some roasted elements and mild alcohol sweetness as well.

Tried on 13 Oct 2024 at 19:25


8
Appearance - 8 | Aroma - 8 | Flavor - 8 | Texture - 8 | Overall - 8

Tried on 29 Sep 2024 at 18:55


8

Tried on 29 Sep 2024 at 16:34


8.6
Appearance - 8 | Aroma - 9 | Flavor - 9 | Texture - 8 | Overall - 8.5

Cask at CBC, Covent Garden on 14th July 2024. Almost impenetrably black with tan foam and spot lacing. Dark chocolate and cherry fruits aroma. Deep pungency, dark chocolate and tart candied peel in-mouth. A rich roasty finish. Full bodied with a velvet smooth mouthfeel. Utterly exquisite.

Tried from Cask at Craft Beer Co - Covent Garden on 13 Jul 2024 at 23:50


6.9
Appearance - 8 | Aroma - 6 | Flavor - 7 | Texture - 7 | Overall - 7

0,44l can at home. Canned 07.03.2024. black color, small tan head. smells herbal, earthy, bloody, peppery. weird smell. full body, soft carbonation. tastes coconut, nutty, peppery, light cocoa, vanilla, earthy. finishes dry and lightly roasty with notes of coconut, vanilla and peppery notes. not bad, but has a weird peppery note to it, gets better (more coconuty) once it opens.

8, 6, 7, 7, 7

Tried from Can on 26 Jun 2024 at 14:49


8.4
Appearance - 8 | Aroma - 8 | Flavor - 9 | Texture - 8 | Overall - 8.5

Can at home. Pours black, nose is dark chocolate, coconut, cacao, roasted coffee, taste is similar, light bitterness.

Tried from Can on 23 May 2024 at 18:29


8.2
Appearance - 8 | Aroma - 8 | Flavor - 8 | Texture - 8 | Overall - 9

Thick rocky brown head on a still black body. Malt, chocolate & liquorice aroma. Full bodied- thick as treacle & smooth as! Chocolate, vanilla, berry, coconut & liquorice tastes with a fruity finish. Sublime

Tried on 06 May 2024 at 16:44


8.1
Appearance - 8 | Aroma - 8 | Flavor - 8 | Texture - 8 | Overall - 8.5

Cocoa- and coconut-flavoured strong stout by one of England's leading craft breweries, can from Etre Gourmet. Thick and very dense, creamy, regular, compact, mocha-brownish, stable, membrane-lacing head over a pitch black beer, not allowing any light or colour to pass through. Intense aroma of cold cappuccino and Irish coffee, toasted coconut, plum jam, dates, toffee, lots of pure black chocolate, coffee liqueur, blueberry crumble, 'kramiek' or raisin bread galore, mocha ice cream, crushed almonds, burnt blackcurrants, venison, reduced port sauce, indeed the quoted vanilla wafers, cinnamon, background notes of bayleaf, 'drop', fig leaf, cooked ham, treacle and bee wax. Sweet but focused onset, candied dates, figs and blackberry coulis, with a thin slice of umami on top (porcini), softly carbonated with very thick, oily, full mouthfeel and low carb; multi-layered middle with slabs of toffee, milk chocolate, 'fondant' and cappuccino adorned with the exact right dosage of coconut, while these candied dark fruit elements persist. Mocha-ridden finish with lots of cocoa lingering about over slick yet full, syrupy 'chocolateyness', smoothly moving into a warming, satisfying, generous finish where the chocolate, soft coffee, coconut and almond notes are gently warmed by rum-like alcohol and pierced through subtly by peppery hops. This is one perfect coconut stout and among the very best Siren beers I had to date: luscious and decadent, sweet yet not overly cloying, with that pinch of coconut appearing and then dissolving at just the right moment. One to truly indulge in, with these lovely side assocations of vanilla-flavoured wafers and Belgian 'pralines' lingering elegantly. This is pastry stout taken to a next level, if you ask me. Beautiful.

Tried on 30 Apr 2024 at 23:14