Emperor's Brewery Mindless Philosopher

Mindless Philosopher

 

Emperor's Brewery in Coalville, Leicestershire, England 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿

  Porter - Pastry / Flavoured - Imperial Regular
Score
7.65
ABV: 12.0% IBU: - Ticks: 30
With its sweet creaminess and luxurious blueberries, Mindless Philosopher is the indulgent Imperial Porter you're looking for. The perfect marriage of 300kg of Columbian Cacao and a perfect blend of European and American blueberries totalling 400kg in all, this is the beer you've been waiting for. As soon as you open the can, the aromas hit you, letting you know this is a beer to be savoured. Be careful though, one sip can lead to many more....and you don't want C3PO calling YOU an overweight glob of grease!
 

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3.3
Appearance - 8 | Aroma - 3 | Flavor - 2 | Texture - 4 | Overall - 2

Emperor's Brewery - Mindless Philosopher

Opaque black color, small brown colored head. Aroma is liquorice and blueberries. Flavor is malts, very sweet, over the top candy sweetness. Oh no, I can't drink this. Drainpour for me. 8-3-2-4-2

Tried on 04 Nov 2025 at 21:59

gave a cheers!

8
Appearance - 8 | Aroma - 8 | Flavor - 8 | Texture - 8 | Overall - 8

Utseende: Sort.
Lukt: Kaffe, lakris, kirsebær, sjoolade, vanilje.
Smak: Kaffe, lakris, kirsebær, sjoolade, vanilje, nellik, alco i avslutning.
Skum/kullsyre: Lite skum.
Medium: Rating:8-8-8-8-8=8, Can@330ml, ABV@12%, Når@2035.11.03.
Hvor: Kjøpt@VP, Kvadrat, Nydt@Hjemme.
Navn: Mindless Philosopher
Stil: PORTER - PASTRY / FLAVOURED - IMPERIAL
Bryggeri: Emperor's Brewery

Tried from Can from Vinmonopolet Sandnes, Kvadrat on 03 Nov 2025 at 15:17


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7.1
Appearance - 8 | Aroma - 7 | Flavor - 7 | Texture - 6 | Overall - 7.5

Blik gedeeld door Roelzie, geprobeerd met Benzai en Keukenman. Het is een diep donkerbruin tot zwart bier. Het heeft een aroma van gebrande mout en bosvruchten. De smaak is vol gebrande mout, gedroogd fruit, bosbessen en casis.

Tried from Can on 01 Nov 2025 at 13:17


8.6
Appearance - 9 | Aroma - 8 | Flavor - 9 | Texture - 9 | Overall - 8.5

Frothy lightbrown excellent mostly lasting head. Black colour. Heavy malty and moderate hoppy aroma. Heavy bitter flavor. Long heavy bitter great finish. Creamy palate. Excellent.

Tried on 14 Oct 2025 at 06:43


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7.6
Appearance - 8 | Aroma - 7 | Flavor - 7.5 | Texture - 8 | Overall - 8

Nose is more like Neapolitan ice cream, with strawberry and vanilla chocolate accents, taste turns blueberry with vanilla lactose sweetness, sweet chocolate, vanilla flakes, medium plus body, sweet lingering dark malty into the close.

Tried from Draft at Mikkeller Bar - Aarhus on 14 Aug 2025 at 12:39


7.2
Appearance - 6 | Aroma - 7 | Flavor - 7 | Texture - 8 | Overall - 8

Olmost black with a brown head - Malt aroma with berries and chocolate - Dark malt body with choclate and berries in the flavour - Dark malt with berries goes into the finish - This was good

Tried on 04 Jan 2025 at 11:19


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8.1
Appearance - 8 | Aroma - 8 | Flavor - 8 | Texture - 8 | Overall - 8.5

How: Draught.
Where: MBCC 2024.
Appearance: Back colour with a beige head.
Aroma: Roasted malt, chocolate, blueberries, spices, alcohol.
Body: Full body, low carbonation.
Flavour: Roasted malt, chocolate, blueberries, spices, alcohol.

Tried from Draft on 28 Nov 2024 at 14:47


7

Magus, mustikad, röst, linnaseline, alks. Ok

Tried from Draft on 07 Sep 2024 at 15:23


7

Sweet, blueberry, forest floor, chocolate, smooth, bit spicy

Tried from Draft on 07 Sep 2024 at 15:22


8.1
Appearance - 8 | Aroma - 9 | Flavor - 8 | Texture - 6 | Overall - 8.5

330ml can. Pours jet black with a small head. Aroma is sweet, sticky blueberry, roast and a little liquorice. Taste has vanilla to start with string blueberry and roast throughout.

Tried from Can on 26 Aug 2024 at 19:41