Mindless Philosopher
Emperor's Brewery in Langley Mill, Derbyshire, England 🏴
Porter - Pastry / Flavoured - Imperial Regular|
Score
7.65
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With its sweet creaminess and luxurious blueberries, Mindless Philosopher is the indulgent Imperial Porter you're looking for. The perfect marriage of 300kg of Columbian Cacao and a perfect blend of European and American blueberries totalling 400kg in all, this is the beer you've been waiting for. As soon as you open the can, the aromas hit you, letting you know this is a beer to be savoured. Be careful though, one sip can lead to many more....and you don't want C3PO calling YOU an overweight glob of grease!
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7/10
Sweet, blueberry, forest floor, chocolate, smooth, bit spicy
Tried
from Draft
on 07 Sep 2024
at 15:22
8.1/10
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Appearance 8
Aroma 9
Flavor 8
Texture 6
Overall 8.5
330ml can. Pours jet black with a small head. Aroma is sweet, sticky blueberry, roast and a little liquorice. Taste has vanilla to start with string blueberry and roast throughout.
Tried
from Can
on 26 Aug 2024
at 19:41
7.5/10
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Appearance 6
Aroma 8
Flavor 8
Texture 6
Overall 8
Tap @MBCC 2024, Blue Session. Oil black, small light tan head. Heavy jammy aroma, cocoa, berries. Sweet flavour, rich dark malt, jammy, boozy buzz.
Tried
from Draft
on 21 Aug 2024
at 08:47
8.1/10
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Appearance 8
Aroma 8
Flavor 8
Texture 8
Overall 8.5
Imperial porter flavoured with cocoa and blueberries, thanks Craftmember for sharing. Thin and open, mocha-beige head, jet black robe with waferthin copper red edge. Intense aroma of Belgian luxury chocolates, blueberry jam, vanilla (extract), hazelnut purée, Parfait Amour liqueur, milk chocolate bars, dark cane sugar, bavarois, mocha ice cream, brown rum, toffee, chocolate liqueur and faint background notes of ladies’ perfume and peppermint. Densely sweet, hugely concentrated onset, blackberry coulis, blueberry compote, pear syrup, softly carbonated with very thick, greasy, oily body; layers of fudge, hazelnut and milk chocolate ensue, topped with sweet lactose creaminess and vanilla; this minty touch subtly returns amidst Belgian chocolate, brown rum and mocha ice sensations. Liqueurish, warming finish, sweet with a light toasty-nutty note and something brown honey-like lingering, yet not as sticky as anticipated. Downright decadent beer – a pastry porter of a kind I would not normally drink in the heart of summer, but quite cleverly constructed in spite of its bulk and, all things considered, quite delicious, probably the best Emperor beer for me so far.
Tried
on 06 Aug 2024
at 13:20
8/10
From backlog. Taster, On tap, at Mikkeller Beer Celebration Copenhagen 2024. Black with brown head. Roasted malts, berries, blueberries, Chocolate, Fruity, sweetness.
Tried
from Draft
on 25 Jul 2024
at 20:27
7.9/10
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Appearance 8
Aroma 8
Flavor 8
Texture 8
Overall 7.5
Draught, taster. @Mikkeller Beer Celebration 2024, Copenhagen (Denmark). 10/05/2024 [#7.315 Global - #918 England - #3 Emperor's Brewery] Pours black with a tan head. Aroma: blueberry cake, vanilla, dark chocolate and brown sugar. Taste: tons of blueberry cake, vanilla and molasses. Oily warmth mouthfeel. Next one, please!
Tried
on 08 Jul 2024
at 11:06
8.8/10
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Appearance 8
Aroma 9
Flavor 9
Texture 8
Overall 9
330ml can. Pours black with a big tan head. Aroma of blueberries, chocolate, cake. Taste is very sweet, the blueberry cheesecake flavour is completely on point, chocolate, caramel, vanilla, some alcohol warmth to finish. Full bodied, smooth. Sublime.
Tried
from Can
on 07 Jul 2024
at 20:13
8.4/10
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Appearance 8
Aroma 8
Flavor 9
Texture 8
Overall 8.5
On tap at The Rusty Bucket, Eltham. Black pour with a tan head. Aromas of dark chocolate Bounty bar, cacao, caramel, coffee, cocoa, dark chocolate, blueberry. Rich taste of cacao beans, coconut, dark chocolate, caramel, blueberry jam, toffee. Humungous alcohol burn. Long warming finish. Top notch.
Tried
from Draft
on 26 May 2024
at 14:36
9/10
Tried
on 23 May 2024
at 19:14
8/10
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Appearance 8
Aroma 8
Flavor 8
Texture 8
Overall 8
Mikkeller Beer Celebration, Blue Session. A black beer with a beige lacing. Aroma of blueberries, sweet dark malt, liquorice. Taste of sweet chocolate, dark malt, blueberries, liquorice.
Tried
on 15 May 2024
at 12:16