Wiseacre Brewing Co. Starless

Starless

 

Wiseacre Brewing Co. in Memphis, Tennessee, United States 🇺🇸

  Lager - Schwarzbier / Black Lager Regular
Score
7.02
ABV: 5.3% IBU: 21 Ticks: 12
Schwarzbier - Black Lager

One time Mr. Raccoon took a long walk through a long field of tall grass. When he got to the edge, there was nothing. It was space. A vacuum. Being an adventuresome tiny bear rodent, he jumped off, but not into something, into nothing. As he fell through the starless abyss, in swooped Senorita Nighthawk, grabbing him by the neck scruff and flapping him off further into the darkness. There they came upon Archduke Flying Bear, and they all sang a song of bliss and ignorance and beers and laughter before going poof and becoming nothing. This nothing becomes an ethereal smooth dark lager from Thuringia.
 

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7.8
Appearance - 8 | Aroma - 8 | Flavor - 8 | Texture - 6 | Overall - 8

Can. Love dark lagers. Clear, very dark brown. Aroma had loads of dark roasted grains. Taste also dark roasted grains with a coffee bitterness.

Tried from Can on 21 Mar 2025 at 05:12


8

It isn't Alaska beer....... yet.

Tried on 13 Dec 2024 at 18:33


6.2
Appearance - 8 | Aroma - 6 | Flavor - 6 | Texture - 6 | Overall - 6

Can. Pours dark brown with a light beige head. Roasted malt, dark chocolate, cocoa.

Tried from Can on 28 Feb 2024 at 04:06


8

Dark black body small creamy tan head. Roast ash bready aroma. Roast ash bready flavor. Medium body moderate carbonation. 7/5/8/4/14 3.9

Tried from Draft on 28 Jan 2024 at 14:54


6.8
Appearance - 8 | Aroma - 7 | Flavor - 7 | Texture - 6 | Overall - 6

Cheap single from GBX. Still on the dark lager kick. Pint glass @home. opaque but filtered ruby brown pour underneath. Frothy, pale batter head. Caramel roast over a stiff herbal nose. Cookie batter, caramel, English Breakfast tea, weak prickly hop bite, lingering steel & a bit of dirt. Frothy & thin, medium acid, a bit too sweet. Okay.

Tried on 15 Jan 2024 at 18:29


6.4
Appearance - 6 | Aroma - 7 | Flavor - 6 | Texture - 6 | Overall - 6.5

Pour is a black with a tight tan head. Aroma is roasted malt and cocoa powder. Flavor is more of a dark fruit with a minor roast and a wee bit of sour in the finish. Aroma was headed in the right direction but the flavor was a little lackluster.

Tried on 30 Dec 2023 at 21:56


7

Tried from Draft on 10 Nov 2019 at 12:59


6.4
Appearance - 6 | Aroma - 6 | Flavor - 7 | Texture - 6 | Overall - 6.5

Can sample at a tasting at troubles' place. Thanks troubles. Brown, beige head. Malt, toast, caramel, nuts, a bit of chocolate, sweetish, bitter finish, medium-bodied.

Tried from Can on 07 May 2018 at 14:05


7
Appearance - 8 | Aroma - 7 | Flavor - 7 | Texture - 6 | Overall - 7

12 fl oz can. Pours dark brown, clear and golden. Huge brown head. Aroma is roasted darkmmalt. Breadish and roasted, chcolate like. Dry, roasted. Bitter. Toffee and caramelish. Dry and roasted finish.

Tried from Can on 06 Dec 2017 at 18:45


8.9
Appearance - 8 | Aroma - 8 | Flavor - 9 | Texture - 10 | Overall - 9.5

12 oz can. Clear dark mahogany pour with a large khaki head and excellent retention. Decent lacing. Smooth and creamy mouthfeel. Great roasted malts taste. Similar to a stout, but smoother. Really good.

Tried from Can on 11 Feb 2017 at 16:32