6.5

Appearance - 8 | Aroma - 6 | Flavor - 6.5 | Texture - 7 | Overall - 6

Bottled 6/27/24, drunk 8/4/25.
Amber, clear. Large, butter-tinged, white head.
At only 14 months of age, I'm surprised it doesn't smell more malty. But it has that same sweet wort character you know and love.
This isn't a fair rating, but it's not awful. Sweet wort and malt. Very caramelly. Will have to find a fresher sample. Didn't think this beer has been out this long. Some lingering mild citrus. Not too sweet in flavor.

3.8

Appearance - 4 | Aroma - 3.5 | Flavor - 3.5 | Texture - 5 | Overall - 3.5

0.33l bottle from the bonVino on Vršovická. Murky brownish-ochre, off-white thick head, gone fairly soon. Sweet malty aroma, lightly phenolic somehow, bit floral. Minerally, dry taste, caramelly, sweetish taste, bit worty... IPA? Yeah no. This is disgusting, trace hops along the edges, but the taste's pretty disgusting. N/A's have progressed further than this...

3.1

Appearance - 3 | Aroma - 3 | Flavor - 3.5 | Texture - 3 | Overall - 3

I always say to self with an ear worm singing in my brain: I won't get fooled again. But it seems periodically, I happen to pick up one of these stupid non alky brews when putting together a sixer of of unrated singles. Doesn't really piss me off and I'd rather do an IPA for a tick, but this one is both IPA and non alky, blah. At least a regular IPA will have some mind fuzzing alky content for the brutal bitter beer tasting experience. This one smells a little veggie, tastes quite veggie and needs more carbonation. Not really digging this at all. In the middle, it has some tartness appearing but its no consolation. Finishes like an IPA flavored vegan seltzer water. Well, at least I got a tick if not a buzz. There, you have it.

5.9

Appearance - 8 | Aroma - 5 | Flavor - 5 | Texture - 8 | Overall - 5.5

Bottle pours out golden topped with a sand head. Nose is grassy hops and some sweet malts. Taste is more of the grassy hops a little leaf and some grain malts.

5.4

Appearance - 6 | Aroma - 5 | Flavor - 6 | Texture - 4 | Overall - 5.5

Six pack from Grocery Outlet. Loved their NA lager so much, I thought I'd give this a try. Foggy amber pour, off-white foamy head. Malty, aroma, cardboard, sweet. Taste is malty, much better than the aroma, light sweetness. If I was tasting this blind, I probably would have guessed an amber ale. Not that hoppy at all.

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Хлебнееько

4.4

Appearance - 8 | Aroma - 4 | Flavor - 3 | Texture - 4 | Overall - 4.5

Bottle from Trader Joe's in Davis, CA. Pours clear amber with a moderate beige head Aroma is rather citrus over slightly roasty malt. Arguably med body. Flavor is dryish and bitterish, but overall it's like the old Near Beer of years ago. Lacking something.