5.8

Appearance - 6 | Aroma - 6.5 | Flavor - 5 | Texture - 6 | Overall - 5.5

Thanks fonefan. Thickest shit I've seen in a while, with actually almost peanut buttery coloured consistense blubbing out. Colour is pitch black for the liquid part, but if you've not rolled it around and shaken it a bit, half the stuff will be stuck in there... After getting things out and mixed, it's kind of ugly brown with a small brown head. Aroma is biscuity, some chocolate, coffee, coconut and a bit peanut buttery tones to it. Flavour is quite similar with some liquorice, alcohol and a bit old coffeeish tart tones too. MEH.

2.5

Appearance - 1 | Aroma - 3.5 | Flavor - 3 | Texture - 1 | Overall - 2.5

Sample, thanks fonefan! Globs out like half melted coffee ice cream. Smells like coffee milk shake with some tartness. Drinks (scopes?) like coffee milk shake with some tartness. Could've fooled me for a McDonald''s milk shake, but perhaps the tartness and the slight warmth at the finish gives it away?

6.5

Appearance - 4 | Aroma - 7 | Flavor - 8 | Texture - 10 | Overall - 4

Can 440ml. @ home - fonefan & Brugmansia House. 🏡🇩🇰 ❄☃️ 💻👀 [ As Elmeleven Cosmo World - Melt ]. ABV: 10.0%. [20250208]. 7/2/8/5/8

5.9

Appearance - 2 | Aroma - 6 | Flavor - 8 | Texture - 9 | Overall - 4

7.2

Appearance - 8 | Aroma - 9 | Flavor - 7 | Texture - 4 | Overall - 7

Blik via Keukeman, thuis geprobeerd met NickvdH. Het is een blubberdik chocolade bruin bier met een bruin schuim. Het heeft een aroma van chocolade, toffee en kokos. De smaak is vol, chocolade, koffie, seven-up en kokos in de nasmaak.

8.8

Appearance - 6 | Aroma - 9 | Flavor - 9 | Texture - 10 | Overall - 9

440ml can. I actually followed the instructions (flipping/rolling the can) so had no issue with the pour, which despite its thickness came out smoothly. An opaque tan brown mess of coconut cream, coffee, and presumably (you'd hope) some stout underneath it all. Aroma is all coffee, coconut, chocolate (I think?), like melted ice cream. Taste is the same really, huge amounts of coconut cream, coffee and chocolate, it's pretty sweet but miraculously not cloying, there's even a touch of coffee bitterness at the end, as well as a little booze. The body is absurd, stupidly thick and creamy. Literally like half-melted ice cream. Absolutely a non-beer, but undeniably delicious. Ridiculous stuff.

Ignore the miserable Estonians' disinformation campaign, I usually do, but these ratings seem particularly egregious in their absurdity. Nothing fake about this one - anyone with functioning eyes and a functioning tongue could both see and taste the immense amount of coconut and coffee in this, since yes, it's not really beer as you've correctly deduced. If you don't like it that's fine but come on, get a grip. The fact both reported it being pitch black in colour tells me they were drinking something else entirely. Even if you leave it long enough for the coconut to split, what's left is still just brown.

5.1

Appearance - 2 | Aroma - 7 | Flavor - 7 | Texture - 2 | Overall - 4.5

440ml can from Craft Metropolis. This is probably the first beer I’ve ever had that had to be squeezed out of the can! This is unbelievably rich, thick and gloopy. Honestly, it looks awful. A real mess. The aroma is chocolate, caramel, light coffee. The flavour is over moderate sweet, with a thick, chewy, frothy, creamy, chocolate, boozy, liquorice bitter palate. Full bodied and some more with flat carbonation. The person that brewed this “beer” needs to be barred from ever entering a brewery again. Drainpoured most of the can.

8.4

Appearance - 8 | Aroma - 9 | Flavor - 8 | Texture - 8 | Overall - 8.5

Keg at big swally. Pours murky brown like an ice cream float, nose is coconut, chocolate, caramel, coffee, taste is similar, sweet, creamy.

8

keg at the big swally ...heavy murk (melted marsbar) .mm massive tan head .... soft sweet chocolate Roast malts nose ....big juicy chocolate roast ...soft meaty chocolate. dark