Brawndo: The Thirst Mutilator
Backcountry Brewing in Squamish, British Columbia, Canada 🇨🇦
IPA - Imperial New England / Hazy Regular|
Score
7.13
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Backcountry has a three-point plan that’s going to fix everything!
Number 1: We’ve got this beer here, Brawndo.
Number 2: It’s got a higher IQ than any beer alive.
Number 3: It’s going to fix everything!
So you’re smart, huh? I thought your head would be bigger. You know that if you pour this on your crops they’ll die. Brawndo: The Thirst Mutilator is quietly refreshing while still packing a flavour punch for your face hole. Brawndo has the hops that you crave.
Note: available June 17
Number 1: We’ve got this beer here, Brawndo.
Number 2: It’s got a higher IQ than any beer alive.
Number 3: It’s going to fix everything!
So you’re smart, huh? I thought your head would be bigger. You know that if you pour this on your crops they’ll die. Brawndo: The Thirst Mutilator is quietly refreshing while still packing a flavour punch for your face hole. Brawndo has the hops that you crave.
Note: available June 17
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8.4/10
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Appearance 8
Aroma 8
Flavor 9
Texture 8
Overall 8.5
16oz @ 🏡 Appearance: murky golden with a white head. Aroma: floral, tropical fruits, some sweetness. Taste: along the same lines, amazing juicyness and tropical fruits hops, lots of citruses with a bit of pine. Overall: very nice!
Tried
on 10 Sep 2022
at 05:30
7/10
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Appearance 8
Aroma 8
Flavor 6
Texture 6
Overall 7
Poured from 473mL can. Murky yellow gold with full white head. Pithy, creamy, citrus juice, very muted pine hops. Nice aroma, but the taste leaves a void unfilled. It's fine, but I'm definitely more polarized on the lower end here.
Tried
from Can
on 17 Aug 2022
at 06:50
6.4/10
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Appearance 4
Aroma 6
Flavor 7
Texture 6
Overall 7.5
473mL can, pours an opaque peachy yellow with a small white head. Aroma is moderately chalky, with hopburn and citrus pith. Flavour is better, with lots of tropical fruit juice, very low hopping, and a touch of citrus. Very juicy, barely hopped, no bitterness. Tasty juice, but doesn't strike me as an IPA. It's fine.
Tried
from Can
on 05 Aug 2022
at 02:55
7/10
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Appearance 8
Aroma 7
Flavor 7
Texture 6
Overall 7
If there’s one thing you crave after going up the Chief on a hot July day, it’s electrolytes. Thankfully Backcountry has an upgrayedd on the standard sports drink. The orange hop nose, dash of alcohol, papaya and weed accents work well here. Ow, my balls.
Tried
on 31 Jul 2022
at 04:37
8.2/10
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Appearance 6
Aroma 8
Flavor 9
Texture 8
Overall 9
2022-08-06, can from the brewery, 8-3-8-4-16=39
Very juicy, but less dank than the first can.
2022-07-28, can from The Gull, North Vancouver, 8-3-9-4-18=42
Murky blond colour. The aroma is full of onions, some pine, some weed. Return to sweeter Hazy IIPAs, I'm grateful; it's sweet, soft, creamy, smooth; delicate malt base; the hopping is powerful, plenty of juice, and onion, with tickly piney finish, and enough bitterness.
Fresh; bold; loving this one. This is going to be polarizing.
Tried
from Can
on 30 Jul 2022
at 16:30