Imperial Chunky Monkey

Keg at IMBC 2018; chocolate milkshake pour, aroma has grain and chocolate, taste has banana sweets, chocolate, cheers Fergus for the taste.

Keg at IMBC. It pours cloudy toilet juice brown, chocolate milk with no head, but tan floaters - awful. The aroma is sweet, perfumed, foamy banana, milk chocolate, artifical flavourings, plastic, cheap and fake. The taste is dry, chalky, slick, fake banana flavouring, grainy, fizzy, burnt nuts, earth, perfumed, burnt plastic, tannin, grainy, chocolate powder, over stewed black tea and leather with a chalky, grainy finish. Medium body and fine. Milky mouth feel. Impressive just how bad this beer is. Worst mouth feel ever. Chalky and filthy. Burnt.

Keg at IMBC 2018, session 4. Pours like chocolate milk with no head and flecks of yellow paint on top. Smells like rotten banana, artificial banana flavouring, butyric acid. Tastes awful, extremely astringent, bitter, medicinal. Full bodied, at once oily and chalky, no condition. Warming finish, aggressively bitter, medicinal. Lingering chalk and harsh bitterness. One of the worst things I've ever consumed. I thought Brodie's had hit rock bottom on Thursday night with their perfume marshmallow abomination; I was wrong.

Keg at the indy man beer con, session 4. A milky brown coffee coloured pour with floaty bits, oily coating on the glass. Aroma is odd salty milk,wary, gravy, banana. Flavour is composed of harsh bitter coffee grounds, banana, harsh. Palate is fizzy milk, harsh, bitter, fizzy, oily and dry. Coats the mouth. Fucking terrible. In every way.