Miller Genuine Draft Light 64 Lemonade
Miller Brewing Company in Milwaukee, Wisconsin, United States 🇺🇸
Fruit Beer Regular|
Score
4.29
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Appearance - 4 | Aroma - 5 | Flavor - 6 | Texture - 6 | Overall - 7.5
Drank directly from a clear screw top 12 oz bottle. Looks like a slightly hazy light pale lager. Smell does have a tinge of lemon in there, but it mostly smells like clean lager. OK, first taste is light lager with some lemon in there but I don’t think it approaches the sweetness of common lemonade status. Has almost a soda water body to it. Good sizzle and no ill bitterness detected anywhere; this makes it better than the typical bitter fruit ale. At only 2.8% it hides its alky content well. Overall, not bad and I don’t think it has enough sugar in there to cause a tummy ache. Goes down way too easy. If you are a macro lover, who does not care for impy stouts and ipas, this beer will appeal to you.
Appearance - 2 | Aroma - 2 | Flavor - 2 | Texture - 4 | Overall - 2.5
12oz bottle from Pick’s poured into a shaker because that is all it deserves. Pours a bright neon yellow. Like lemonheads candy. Almost no head but what is there is bright white and dissipates almost immediately. Not much to speak of in way of aroma. Kinda smells like lemonheads. Taste is light sweet. Tastes like Splenda. Light bodied with a thin texture. Flat carbonation and zero finish. Overall, it’s pretty bad even for what it is. That said, it actually has taste, compared to regular MGD 64. Would this have rated higher had I not just drank a glass of Bells Expedition Stout? Probably not. But at $6.99 a 12-pack on the disco rack, I’ll drink it.
Appearance - 8 | Aroma - 3 | Flavor - 3 | Texture - 4 | Overall - 2.5
12 oz bottle into flute. Expired on July 18. Hopefully that won’t detract from the quality of this fine fine brew. Pours a hazy lemonade-yellow hue with a nice-sized crackling white head with good retention; collapses into a collar and blanket; even leaves some lace! Aroma consists of lemons, corn, a whiff of vomit. Taste is all sweet and sugary, grainy. Tastes like a diet Sprite with a faint beery undertone. Highly carbonated and I can still taste that sucralose, dammit. There’s no way I could drink more than one of these. What am I going to do with the rest of this 12-pack? Free beer up for grabs! Anybody? Hello, anybody out there? Hello? Is this thing on?
Appearance - 2 | Aroma - 1 | Flavor - 1 | Texture - 2 | Overall - 0.5
How many ways can one say a beer sucks? I don’t mean to be unhelpful in this review, but damn! Tastes like fizzy unsweetened lemonade mixed with stale lager. I mean this is really terrible.
Appearance - 2 | Aroma - 1 | Flavor - 1 | Texture - 2 | Overall - 1
Better than the slum of its parts. Lemony and adjunct smell. Bad lemonade flavour, Bad lemonade finish. Another kaklike beer from Miller. We need beer lemonade like we need urine ice cubes.