I should have known to stay away from this when I saw the words "cold lagered" on the package - who the hell lagers a stout? - this is more like a really horrible bock than anything else - stout? maybe if I smoked a few big rocks of crack and had a donkey violate my virgin asshole, I might become distracted enough to mistake this for an actual beer and not a root beer with a drop of rum in it - soft, watery, bland....ugh, what have I done to deserve this? someone go get my donkey.

Stout? This is hardly a brown ale. I bought the six-pack because I could put in other varieties of the beer and not have the grocery store clerks know (i admit to it), but it was not a smart investment. By far the worst 'stout' i've ever had, and very close to the worst beer ever....look no further than Lawson Creek for the worst beers you've had!