Canned 11/10/17, shared 12/9/17 by Stacey, thanks!
Hazy, lovely peachy-tangerine colored body is not soupy/cloudy. Small white head shows low retention.
Put your nose remotely near the glass and it's watermelon, but not cheap or sugary. No, it's as real as it gets, with light nectarine, pine and ruby red grapefruit filling in the gaps quickly. There's no resin or heavy pine and it never gets sweet or boozy in the least.
Soft, not even very rich for its size and just hard to believe that it's the abv that it says. But be it 5% or 50% it never gets punchy or sharp, no hot ethanol and no resin. Low but engaging carbonation, dry, and soft, delightfully well-done watermelon all the while. Triple IPA, with fruit nonetheless, may be as novel as it gets, but this is a well-brewed beer, no matter how you see it. Clean, dry, not boozy or resinous.

16 oz can. 289 pounds of fresh watermelons in every can!! Holy hell!! Aroma is indeed watermelon, citrus, and mild grass. Jolly Rancher candy?? The flavor doesn't taste like 12.8% at all but it certainly isn't a weak IPA. Tons of flavor, how can you beat Unicorn Vomit! Answer: you fucking can't!!!

16 oz can shared with DCLawyer. Courtesy of a friend, thanks Tyler! Hazy golden yellow with off-white head. Aromas of light citrus, stone fruit, watermelon, floral notes. Tastes of citrus, watermelon, light floral notes. Medium body with a dry finish. Watermelon is nicely balanced.

16oz can pours a hazy, dark orange with some lacing, white head. Nose is interesting, that milkshaky / smoothie thing is right there, mango, vanilla, guava, some distinct stone fruit, some chewing gum. Flavor follows, peach and guava smoothie, chewing gum, orange creamcicle, the watermelon is here finally, but more rind than pulp. Finishes medium bodied, sweet, fruity, even juicy.