Half Hours on Earth

Microbrewery in Seaforth, Ontario, Canada 🇨🇦
Associated Venue: Half Hours on Earth

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151 Main Street South, (Northeast Unit), Seaforth, N0K 1W0, Canada

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6.9/10 Appearance 6 Aroma 7 Flavor 7 Texture 7 Overall 7
Dirty gold with a small white head. Vanilla, marshmallow and orange. Tart orange and tons of vanilla. A decadent creamsicle.
Tried from Can on 24 Jan 2020 at 05:43

4.5/10 Appearance 4 Aroma 4 Flavor 5 Texture 4 Overall 5
Dull beige. Smells like kids' cereal. Marshmallows, vanilla, I can't even smell all the shit they put in this.If Body Shop made a vanilla-scented ball wash, it would smell like this. And it's sour? Holy shit. Ok, so vanilla cinnamon, pumpkin spice marshmallow sour. I don't hate it, but it's pretty comical.
Tried from Can on 24 Jan 2020 at 04:36

6.6/10 Appearance 6 Aroma 7 Flavor 6 Texture 8 Overall 6.5
12oz (thx, Chris S.!) at Sales Force. Appearance: murky golden with a white head. Aroma: sweet and sour, tons of vanilla and marshmallows. Taste: along the same lines. Overall: fu***ng pastry gose? Oh yeah.
Tried on 24 Jan 2020 at 04:34

5/10 Appearance 6 Aroma 5 Flavor 5 Texture 4 Overall 5
355mL can, pours a cloudy dull golden with a small white head. Aroma is ridiculous, with marshmallow, vanilla beans, lactose and who knows what else. Flavour is very strange, with vanilla, pumpkin spices, lactose, salt, and who knows what the hell else. If a beer smells like the Body Shop, it is a 'what the fuck' beer, ~fiulijn. Yep, that's an accurate description. What is the target audience for this shit?
Tried from Can on 24 Jan 2020 at 04:31

8.1/10 Appearance 8 Aroma 8 Flavor 8 Texture 8 Overall 8.5
(750ml bottle c/o Herbalist, thanks!) Pours a lightly hazy pale gold with a big head of white froth, lasts well with lace. Notes of bright lemon, lime and orange peels, fresh leaves, pine needles, wet hay, prominent cheesy old hop funk and herbal quality, moderate oak, a little astringency. Dry throughout with a crisp minerality and a little seam of lactic tartness that carries into the finish, lightly bitter with herbs and wood. Light to medium body with bright smooth carb. Really nice, elegant and well made, the aged hops giving it a decidedly lambic-adjacent quality with high gulpability.
Tried from Bottle on 23 Jan 2020 at 23:10

8.4/10 Appearance 8 Aroma 8 Flavor 9 Texture 8 Overall 8.5
Bottle. Medium cloudy color with white head. Aroma is very nice hops, funk, white wine, gooseberries. Taste is white wine, gooseberries. Silky mouthfeel with fine-bubbled carbonation. Great stuff, really great stuff!
Tried from Bottle on 18 Jan 2020 at 15:36

7/10 Appearance 6 Aroma 7 Flavor 7 Texture 8 Overall 7
12oz (thx, Phill S.) @ home. Appearance: hazy copper with a white head. Aroma: sour, vanilla, lacto. Taste: along the same lines. Overall: ok, it is more sour than IPA, though.
Tried on 04 Jan 2020 at 07:19

7/10 Appearance 8 Aroma 7 Flavor 7 Texture 6 Overall 7
16oz (thx, Phill S.!) @ home. Appearance: hazy pale golden with a white head. Aroma: sour and sweet, with lemon and vanilla notes. Taste: along the same lines, quite lemony, with lots of vanilla. Lactose. A bit dry. Overall: ok. I suppose we need a new style - pastry IPA.
Tried on 04 Jan 2020 at 06:44

7.4/10 Appearance 8 Aroma 7 Flavor 7 Texture 8 Overall 7.5
Bottle with KBL. Nose is grapefruit, yogurt, cream. Nice lacto and brett. Hazy gold with a huge head. Tart and a bit astringent, with grapefruit pith and zest, bretty. Decent stuff, oak, not hugely exciting but solid.
Tried from Bottle on 11 Nov 2019 at 05:18

8.4/10 Appearance 8 Aroma 8 Flavor 9 Texture 8 Overall 8.5
Bouteille 375ml, gracieuseté de msjpearson, Thanks Mike! Couleur jaune pâle voilée, mousse blanche ayant une belle tenue. Arôme de levures sauvages, peau de pêche. Goût de levures sauvages, pêche pas assez mûre, acidité moyenne, malt, légère amertume. Carbonatation moyenne-élevée, corps moyen-faible.
Tried on 07 Oct 2019 at 14:26