"The Laxative Beer".....crack goes the 24 oz can....Frank and I couldn’t resist the artwork of this can...well here goes....into the glass a pale golden/straw color a fluffy off white head that diminishes quick...ok nose going to the glass---smells bland boring and cheap, but not entirely offensive....ok into the mouth---its a thin body with a weird thickness all at the same time...its sweet and un-balanced with a sour finish of rotting corn....its not as bad as I thought it would be, in fact probably the most palatable malt liquor i’ve ever had....and the 10% alcohol is very well hidden...it is what it is...cheap beer, malt liquor!!...and it gets worse as it sits, but still better than a natty ice

24oz can courtesy of Degarth. Thanks from bringing this elixir to our attention. Since it is indeed label stated “street legal” then I feel I should go ahead and give it a try. Pours clear urine yellow yielding a nearly unaltered view of Quake1028 through the glass (oops, is it street savvy to be drinking this from a glass? This experience no longer feels street legal). It has a forgettable head of foam that requires quick attention to detail to see it at all. It has a big aroma that doesn’t seem to let up and doesn’t smell terribly great. I’m getting sweet sugary malty sugar backed up by alcohol phenols. The taste is sickeningly sweet and has little regard for the health of my palate. The bold off notes start with metal and chemicals and end with pure grain alcohol.

Brown can. Yes, same rude pale yellow american lager as with most of Melanie’s cheap lagers. I’m a little insulted this says Pennsylvania on it. False advertising. Get me an Old German ASAP! Even I, cheapdark cheapie, would not buy this again.

Yeah I got this street legal shit right here. The only redeeming thing about this beer is that it has 10 percent alcohol. I think that this beer smells of gasoline and a dirty vagina. It tastes like it too... trust me on this one. I asked my 3/4 lesbian friend who drinks gasoline and she agreed. But hey, it is better than Steel Reserve and you know, I will probably drink it again.

Good sized head and light gold color. Stomach acid aroma. Flavor is light with corn and other grains and chemicals. It could be worse, barely unoffensive.