cheap (9607) reviewed Clutch Plate from Prosperity Brewers 5 months ago
Appearance - 4 | Aroma - 5 | Flavor - 0.5 | Texture - 1 | Overall - 0.5
3$ can from total wine st pete. Pour is somewhat hazy light orange tinted pale. Nose is mild hop perfume. First taste is over the top bitter sharpedged phenolic astringent; sticks with you for a while after the swig. Mouth-coating rudeness. Diesel pine tar. Dastardly difficult for a macro pale lager lover, whew. Terribly on style, but perhaps a little for intense on the sharp bitter bite. Nasty nellie. Anus arse. Chesticle choad. Pecker pissflapps. There you have it. I guess I'll never get the reason why there are a brahzillion IPA out there and they all taste the same; rude ass bastardly bitchface.
cheap (9607) reviewed Green Screen from Prosperity Brewers 1 year ago
Appearance - 6 | Aroma - 7 | Flavor - 2 | Texture - 4 | Overall - 1
Orangish pale from a $3 can. Mild pine nose. Big blastic brandishing bitter bite. Probably could pass as an imperial. As an IPA hater, I'd say this is terribly on style. My palate never matured enough to appreciate this style. It makes me think there is a preservative in my beer and it tastes certainly like it, bitter medicine, whew. Such an atrocious awful appalling horrific horrendous session, the price I pay for a cheap tick. Whatever, there you have it. Glad it at least has some alky in there to null my senses a little. Like IPA? Gottah try this BS.
Kleg (3893) reviewed Intra-Kolsch-Tal from Prosperity Brewers 2 years ago
Appearance - 4 | Aroma - 4 | Flavor - 7 | Texture - 4 | Overall - 6
12 oz. can from The Bat Cave. Pours a mostly clear gold color with an off-white head and fair retention. Almost no lacing. Bread and yeast aroma. Tastes like a cross between a pale lager and a blonde ale. Pale malt flavor with some light yeast notes and background lemon flavor in the finish. Light, thin body. Lower than average carbonation for the style. Very low bitterness. Okay thirst quencher.
SaltyGrog (4703) reviewed Prosperity Marzen from Prosperity Brewers 3 years ago
Appearance - 8 | Aroma - 6 | Flavor - 8 | Texture - 6 | Overall - 7.5
Pint glass @Prosperity while playing dominoes with mom. Classic, clear amber. Spices, sticky sweet malt, onion. Toasty & semi-sweet. Some cola, earth, ink, good carbonation, crispy, kinda strong for the abv. Okay to good.
Appearance - 6 | Aroma - 6 | Flavor - 6 | Texture - 6 | Overall - 6
On tap @Prosperity Boca. Short pour while playing dominoes with mom. Anniversary beer variant I am told. No print to copy/paste from. Clear, coca cola. Vanilla coke nose. Taste is slightly medicinal upfront, Candied banana, bitter greens, minor phenols, Nilla wafers & vanilla. Okay-ish.
Appearance - 8 | Aroma - 6 | Flavor - 7 | Texture - 8 | Overall - 6.5
On tap @Prosperity. Short pour. Clear, classy amber. Roasted squash, weak spices, graham. Taste is bittersweet roasted pumpkin, little to no spice, maybe bitter nutmeg. Iron, some salt, pie crust. Abv is pleasantly warming. Okay.
Appearance - 6 | Aroma - 7 | Flavor - 7 | Texture - 6 | Overall - 7
They recycled a name on this one. On tap @Prosperity Boca. Short pour. Clear, pale gold. Very herby, watermelon rind. Taste is good watermelon juice, kettle sour, touch of vinegar. Moderately sour, lingering soft bitterness, some sweet mint. Good.
Appearance - 6 | Aroma - 7 | Flavor - 7 | Texture - 6 | Overall - 6.5
On tap at the Boca location. 5oz pour. Hazy orange amber. Raspberry syrup & coco nose. Taste is sharp & rich raspberry jam over basic cracker & toast amber. Pretty dry, minimal bitterness, faint pine. Surprisingly okay.
solidfunk (22078) reviewed Clutch Plate from Prosperity Brewers 3 years ago
Appearance - 6 | Aroma - 6 | Flavor - 5 | Texture - 4 | Overall - 5
Sour, old lime. Golden pour with decent head. Hop tang finish. Can drank on the beach.
nuplastikk (10543) reviewed Eastbound Brown from Prosperity Brewers 4 years ago
Appearance - 6 | Aroma - 7 | Flavor - 7 | Texture - 6 | Overall - 7.5
Tap at Prosperity. Filtered looking copper-brown body. Not much of a head. Smooth and sweet, classic. Not much hop balance. OK.