About
Closet Brewing is an Edinburgh-based nano-brewery run by two queer women (and our tiny dog).
Our emphasis is on quality vegan beers, queer community and keeping a local-minded, outgoing approach at the centre of our mission.
We use unique flavours and innovative techniques to create beers that are, at their heart, a lot of fun.
Our emphasis is on quality vegan beers, queer community and keeping a local-minded, outgoing approach at the centre of our mission.
We use unique flavours and innovative techniques to create beers that are, at their heart, a lot of fun.
6.8/10
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Appearance 6
Aroma 7.5
Flavor 6.5
Texture 6
Overall 7
Can from Great Grog. Pouts thick opaque orange with no head. Aromas of mango and little else. Taste is light sour, heavy mango. Sweet finish.
Tried
on 03 May 2026
at 09:38
7/10
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Appearance 7
Aroma 7
Flavor 7
Texture 7
Overall 7
Keg at Heriot watt beer festival. Pours lumpy orange, nose is mango, lime, sherbert, taste is juicy mango, zesty, sweet, salty. 7
Tried
on 02 May 2026
at 13:55
7/10
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Appearance 7
Aroma 7
Flavor 7
Texture 7
Overall 7
Can at home. Pours hazy amber, nose is pineapple, floral, passionfruit, taste is juicy fruit, sharp zesty funk, floral, sherbert. 7
Tried
on 01 May 2026
at 07:43
7/10
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Appearance 7
Aroma 7
Flavor 7
Texture 7
Overall 7
Keg at the big swally. Pours deep brown, nose is piney, roasty, taste is bitter, roasted, pine, some fruit. 7
Tried
on 21 Apr 2026
at 11:07
7.1/10
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Appearance 8
Aroma 7
Flavor 7
Texture 7
Overall 7
Keg at the big swally. Pours black, nose is chocolate, toffee, oats, taste is similar, fruity. 8/7/7/7/7
Tried
on 21 Apr 2026
at 11:06
7.5/10
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Appearance 7
Aroma 8
Flavor 8
Texture 7
Overall 7
Keg at the big swally. Pours clear orange, nose is strong citrus, toffee, grapefruit, taste is bitter, fruity, dry. 7/8/8/7/7
Tried
on 21 Apr 2026
at 11:06
7/10
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Appearance 7
Aroma 7
Flavor 7
Texture 7
Overall 7
Keg at the big swally. Pours deep amber, nose is toffee,malty, bready, some fruit, taste is bready, fruity, sweet, little cold. 7
Tried
on 21 Apr 2026
at 11:05
7.4/10
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Appearance 9
Aroma 7
Flavor 7
Texture 8
Overall 7
Can from Against The Grain. Hazy golden body with a white head. No visible carbonation. Faint lacing. Aroma of orange pith and dried grass. Flavour of melon rind and herbs. Medium body with a slick texture. Soft fizz. This is fine but quite raw and rough around the edges.
Tried
from Can
on 16 Apr 2026
at 22:33
6.9/10
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Appearance 7
Aroma 7
Flavor 7
Texture 6
Overall 7
440ml can at 8.1%. Pours very dark brown with a medium head. Aroma is milk chocolate and a little beefy roast. Taste has cocoa and milk chocolate throughout with a little fruity roast on the finish.
Tried
from Can
on 06 Apr 2026
at 21:05
7.6/10
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Appearance 8
Aroma 7
Flavor 8
Texture 8
Overall 7.5
On tap at The Green Goddess, Blackheath Royal Standard. Aromas of pineapple, grapefruit, lime, splash of white grape. Taste is grapefruit, white pepper, lime, peach. Spicy bittersweet finish.
Tried
from Draft
at
Green Goddess
on 04 Apr 2026
at 13:51