Satanic Panic
Wayfinder Beer in Portland, Oregon, United States 🇺🇸
Collab with: Holy Mountain Brewing CompanyLager - Keller / Zwickel / Landbier Special
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Score
7.14
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From the dark minds of Holy Mountain and Wayfinder comes Satanic Panic-a ghastly rustic French kellerbier.
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6.9/10
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Appearance 7
Aroma 7
Flavor 7
Texture 7
Overall 6.5
Pretty clear for a keller. Aromas are malt, cereal, minerals, and a bit of funk. Flavors are similar to nose. Good balance between bitter, sweet and carbonation. Really good drinking. Not so sure about the keller thing.
Tried
from Can
from Tavour
on 03 Feb 2026
at 03:36
6.9/10
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Appearance 8
Aroma 6
Flavor 7
Texture 7
Overall 7
Light gold, light cloudy body with white head. Light hay aroma that got fuller. Tasty body with a malt spine. Crisp finish.
Tried
from Can
at
Saraveza
on 18 Jan 2026
at 18:07
7.1/10
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Appearance 7
Aroma 7
Flavor 7.5
Texture 7
Overall 7
16 ounce can from Tavour. Light gold pour. Large frothy white head. Fresh biscuity malt aroma hints at cut grass. Flavor is crisp and dry. Think Kronenbourg with a bit more body and less tangy. Some minerality as well. Light in body, yet full of flavor. Some Kellerbiers have a sweet side, but not this one. Clean, crisp and dry, from start to finish.
Tried
from Can
from Tavour
on 05 Dec 2025
at 05:26
7.8/10
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Appearance 8
Aroma 8
Flavor 8
Texture 7
Overall 7.5
Canned 9/19/25, drunk 11/19/25, as pictured.
Spicy and earthy with that sort of papery French yeast. Unripe, but not acidic apples and fresh herbs with just enough honey-like maltiness to keep it from being too dry.
Same in the flavor, where it's pushing it on the dryness and paper/cracker. But it's got lovely, spicy, fresh herbal hops done right and is clean with light mineral. Interesting and not a cookie cutter pilsner.
Spicy and earthy with that sort of papery French yeast. Unripe, but not acidic apples and fresh herbs with just enough honey-like maltiness to keep it from being too dry.
Same in the flavor, where it's pushing it on the dryness and paper/cracker. But it's got lovely, spicy, fresh herbal hops done right and is clean with light mineral. Interesting and not a cookie cutter pilsner.
Tried
from Can
from Tavour
on 20 Nov 2025
at 00:50
7.4/10
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Appearance 7
Aroma 7
Flavor 7.5
Texture 8
Overall 7.5
16oz can from Tavour. Pale, clear golden pour, small frothy white head. Sweet, grainy aroma. Taste is bready, biscuity, sweet, light crisp finish. A tiny bitter tingle sticks around.
Tried
from Can
from Tavour
on 10 Nov 2025
at 01:44
7.6/10
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Appearance 7
Aroma 7.5
Flavor 7.5
Texture 8
Overall 8
Tavour: pours pale gold with white head. Aroma is quite grassy, cracker and lemon. Taste is moderately bitter. Nicely expressed hops coupled with flavorful maltiness. Solid keller.
Tried
from Can
on 02 Nov 2025
at 14:22
6.8/10
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Appearance 7
Aroma 6.5
Flavor 6.5
Texture 8
Overall 6.5
16 oz can. Aroma is skunky, grassy, faintly sulfuric, slightly bready. Pours nearly clear golden with a half finger off-white cap of foam with decent retention. Taste has a light hoppy bitterness backed by some bready malt sweetness.
Tried
from Can
from Tavour
on 01 Nov 2025
at 04:06
7.6/10
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Appearance 7
Aroma 7.5
Flavor 8
Texture 7
Overall 8
Can from Tavour. Pours clear bright gold with a large foamy white head. Aroma is bready with citrus hop hints. Med body. Very close to dry. More than a bit bitter. Bready malt supports a good deal of Noble grass/spice. The bitterness tends to spicily linger. Very nice flavor.
Tried
from Can
from Tavour
on 31 Oct 2025
at 23:56
7.5/10
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Appearance 9
Aroma 7
Flavor 7
Texture 9
Overall 7
Can. Pours slightly hazy golden yellow, medium white head, good lacing. Aroma is bready, noble hop, grain, biscuit. Flavor is light sweet, light plus bitter, clean and crisp. Light body. Quite good.
Tried
from Can
on 16 Oct 2025
at 22:25