Staggeringly Good Reptile Dysfunction

Reptile Dysfunction

 

Staggeringly Good in Portsmouth, Hampshire, England 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿

  IPA - Milkshake Regular
Score
6.96
ABV: 6.8% IBU: - Ticks: 33
Alphonso Mango, Passionfruit, Lactose and Peach Habanero Flesh all roar in unison in this huge fruit smoothie of an IPA.
 

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6.9
Appearance - 8 | Aroma - 7 | Flavor - 7 | Texture - 6 | Overall - 6.5

440ml can purchased from the Offie, Leicester and drunk at home. Yellow gold, slightly hazy with a large loose white head. Light aroma with melon, strawberry and pineapple. Light sweet taste with just a hint of chili pepper. The heat is slightly increased on the finish. The body is watery, with heavy carbonation. It's a pretty good beer, although it's fairly subdued all the way through.

Tried from Can on 28 Oct 2020 at 23:30


6.8
Appearance - 6 | Aroma - 6 | Flavor - 7 | Texture - 8 | Overall - 7

440ml can shared with Jan Oscar at Cafe Sånn. Pours a huge, frothy white head reduced to filmy layer, fair lacing. Thick golden body. Promising smell of tropical fruits, mid-sweet. Mango up front to the taste buds, moments of citrus, faintly spiced, lactose beneath. Bittersweet aftertaste, rounded mouthfeel. Decent stuff. (Tromsø 07.10.2020).

Tried from Can on 08 Oct 2020 at 09:41


7.1
Appearance - 6 | Aroma - 7 | Flavor - 8 | Texture - 6 | Overall - 7.5

500ml crowler can. Hazy, yellow-ish, golden colour with average to huge, thick, creamy, slowly osteoporosing, moderately lacing, white head. Fruity and slightly citrusy, hoppy aroma, hints of strawberry, redcurrant, peach and lemon, some vanilla, strawberry ice cream, sweet-ish, milk sugary background. Taste is initially slightly bitter and grassy hoppy, later sweet-ish, fruity, slightly citrusy hoppy, notes of strawberry, redcurranr and lemon, lactose, some vanilla, strawberry milkshake, whiffs of banana milkshake, some fruit and citric acid, grassy hoppy interludes. Minimally creamy, watery texture, minimally repellant, metallic palate, alleviating, foamy, but not prickly carbonation. In a way the most milkshakiest Milkshake IPA I had so far; very nice balance of milk sugar and fruit acidic aspects - pretty good.

Tried from Crowler on 11 Sep 2020 at 00:00


7.4
Appearance - 6 | Aroma - 7 | Flavor - 8 | Texture - 8 | Overall - 7.5

Can from Left Field Beer. Hazy golden with a white head. Aroma is sweet, malty, fruity, lactose and moderate hoppy - fruity. Flavor is quite sweet and moderate bitter. Sweet and moderate bitter finish. 080320

Tried from Can on 08 Mar 2020 at 19:33


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Tried from Draft on 20 Sep 2019 at 16:08


7.6
Appearance - 8 | Aroma - 8 | Flavor - 7 | Texture - 8 | Overall - 7.5

440ml can. Opaque orange juice like appearance, thin white head quickly disappearing. Aroma of mango and passionfruit. Taste is very sweet, juicy, mango, passionfruit, creamy lactose, not getting the habanero but that's probably a good thing, a touch of hop bitterness. Medium body, very smooth, just a bit too sweet for me.

Tried from Can on 10 Jul 2019 at 19:05


5.8
Appearance - 6 | Aroma - 7 | Flavor - 5 | Texture - 6 | Overall - 5

Keg at brewdog Edinburgh... Hazy amber.. Thin white lacing. Soft sweet floral peach fruit nose.. Light dry green hop.. Light bitter.. Big green fruit

Tried on 21 May 2019 at 08:18


7
Appearance - 6 | Aroma - 7 | Flavor - 7 | Texture - 8 | Overall - 7

Varm gyldengul. Uklar. Filmskum. Klementinaroma. Oljeaktig munnfølelse. Smaken sitrusfrukt. Tørr syrlig avslutning. Hyggelig første møte med et bryggeri jeg skal besøke i høst.

Tried on 20 May 2019 at 11:48


7.1
Appearance - 6 | Aroma - 8 | Flavor - 7 | Texture - 6 | Overall - 7.5

Keg at brewdog Edinburgh. Pours orange, nose is grapefruit, peach, bubblegum, taste is juicy fruit, sweet, chewy toffee.

Tried on 20 Apr 2019 at 09:55


7.9
Appearance - 6 | Aroma - 8 | Flavor - 8 | Texture - 8 | Overall - 8.5

Fra Utobeer Borough Market (London), hjemme i påsken-19: lett uklar oransjegylden med ok skum. I det jeg åpner 0,44-boksen blir jeg truffet av en heftig og begeistret duft av mango, citrus og ananas, pluss et diskret anstørk av chili. Smaken følger opp, kunne fint brukt denne som en erstatning til frokostjuicen i ny og ne. Helse i hver dråpe, bare mye bedre for sinn og sjel. Fin bitterhet i avslutningen, hvor chilien kjæler drøvelen, slik at den hverken blir søt eller kleimet. Eminent nytbar og særdeles velegnet til individuell eller kollektiv symptombehandling.

Tried on 17 Apr 2019 at 19:46