Staggeringly Good Reptile Dysfunction

Reptile Dysfunction

 

Staggeringly Good in Portsmouth, Hampshire, England 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿

  IPA - Milkshake Regular
Score
6.96
ABV: 6.8% IBU: - Ticks: 33
Alphonso Mango, Passionfruit, Lactose and Peach Habanero Flesh all roar in unison in this huge fruit smoothie of an IPA.
 

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7.6
Appearance - 6 | Aroma - 8 | Flavor - 8 | Texture - 8 | Overall - 7.5

Hazy orange with thin white head. Aroma of juicy mango, passionfruit and wheat, light funkiness. Taste again is very juicy, tangy and sweet but there is a good hoppy zesty bitterness and spice in the finish to balance. Smooth medium to full body. Very good - its nice to have a flavoured lactose beer with some decent hopping to compliment.

Tried on 02 Jan 2025 at 03:02


10/08/2018. TAP EAST, Montfichet Road, 7 International Square, Westfield Stratford City, LONDON, E20, England (TAP EAST)

Tried from Draft on 05 Feb 2023 at 15:43


6.8
Appearance - 6 | Aroma - 6 | Flavor - 7 | Texture - 6 | Overall - 8

Can ordered from the brewery. The aroma is all about the mango and passion fruit. A spicy nip. Hazy orange juice orange. Foamy translucent white head soon almost entirely disappears. The flavour manages to balance the fruit and spice. Fruity but with a Habanero bite throughout... bitterness and sourness. Underlying resin. Although it's the chili that lasts. Medium bodied. Slick. Average-fizzy carbonation. Long astringent finish. Enjoyable as long as you don't mind the chili.

Tried from Can on 03 Dec 2022 at 20:50


3.5
Appearance - 3 | Aroma - 7 | Flavor - 7 | Texture - 3 | Overall - 15

Keg at Brewdog, Liverpool. Sampled July 2018. Pours hazy yellow with a white cap. Aroma: mango, passionfruit, apricot, lactose, subtle grapefruit. Taste: moderate sweet & light bitter, mango, passionfruit, grapefruit, chilli, lactose and subtle grassy hops. Medium body with light-ish carbonation. Not too much lactose, thankfully. Very drinkable.

Tried on 29 Mar 2022 at 21:41


8
Appearance - 8 | Aroma - 8 | Flavor - 8 | Texture - 8 | Overall - 8

Panda 🐼 at home thanks to SHIG. A hazed bright orange coloured pour with a loose white head. Aroma is green mango, pithy citrus, creamy mango, meaty mango, wheat. Flavour is composed of semi sweet, juicy mango, pithy, apricot, pithy, super juicy, mango, passion fruit. Palate is semi sweet, pithy, oily, moderate carbonation. Really nice.

Tried on 18 Jan 2022 at 23:42


8
Appearance - 8 | Aroma - 9 | Flavor - 8 | Texture - 6 | Overall - 8

11/1/2022. Can sample courtesy of SHIG, cheers. Pours thick cloudy bright orange with a small bubbly white head. Aroma of mango, orange, papaya, peach. Moderate sweetness and bitterness with a light tart edge. Medium body, average carbonation. Very drinkable.

Tried from Can on 17 Jan 2022 at 10:41


8
Appearance - 8 | Aroma - 8 | Flavor - 8 | Texture - 8 | Overall - 8

Can: Poured a bright yellow to orange with a white head. Aroma is fruity, tropical, papaya, so nice. Taste is fruity, tropical, melon, spicy, papaya, mango, very mixed flavors.

Tried from Can on 26 Dec 2021 at 20:23



7

Tried from Draft on 25 Nov 2021 at 20:02


7.2
Appearance - 6 | Aroma - 8 | Flavor - 7 | Texture - 6 | Overall - 8

Can from Deconinck. Hazy bright yellow, thin, frothy, off-white head. Aroma of passionfruit flesh, mango, pineapple, white pepper, yellow bell pepper, yoghurt, peach. Taste has sweetish pineapple & peach, sourish passionfruit & citrus zest, bit spicy over creamy & doughy maltiness. Floral & peppery hoppy finish, soft chili burn toned down by tropical fruits and sourish zest. Medium body, slick texture, average carbonation. Definitely fruit-fueled; the lactose and habanero clash a bit though.

Tried from Can on 12 Jul 2021 at 13:14