Emperor's Brewery Mindless Philosopher

Mindless Philosopher

 

Emperor's Brewery in Coalville, Leicestershire, England 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿

  Porter - Pastry / Flavoured - Imperial Regular
Score
7.65
ABV: 12.0% IBU: - Ticks: 30
With its sweet creaminess and luxurious blueberries, Mindless Philosopher is the indulgent Imperial Porter you're looking for. The perfect marriage of 300kg of Columbian Cacao and a perfect blend of European and American blueberries totalling 400kg in all, this is the beer you've been waiting for. As soon as you open the can, the aromas hit you, letting you know this is a beer to be savoured. Be careful though, one sip can lead to many more....and you don't want C3PO calling YOU an overweight glob of grease!
 

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7.5
Appearance - 6 | Aroma - 8 | Flavor - 8 | Texture - 6 | Overall - 8

Tap @MBCC 2024, Blue Session. Oil black, small light tan head. Heavy jammy aroma, cocoa, berries. Sweet flavour, rich dark malt, jammy, boozy buzz.

Tried from Draft on 21 Aug 2024 at 08:47


8.1
Appearance - 8 | Aroma - 8 | Flavor - 8 | Texture - 8 | Overall - 8.5

Imperial porter flavoured with cocoa and blueberries, thanks Craftmember for sharing. Thin and open, mocha-beige head, jet black robe with waferthin copper red edge. Intense aroma of Belgian luxury chocolates, blueberry jam, vanilla (extract), hazelnut purée, Parfait Amour liqueur, milk chocolate bars, dark cane sugar, bavarois, mocha ice cream, brown rum, toffee, chocolate liqueur and faint background notes of ladies’ perfume and peppermint. Densely sweet, hugely concentrated onset, blackberry coulis, blueberry compote, pear syrup, softly carbonated with very thick, greasy, oily body; layers of fudge, hazelnut and milk chocolate ensue, topped with sweet lactose creaminess and vanilla; this minty touch subtly returns amidst Belgian chocolate, brown rum and mocha ice sensations. Liqueurish, warming finish, sweet with a light toasty-nutty note and something brown honey-like lingering, yet not as sticky as anticipated. Downright decadent beer – a pastry porter of a kind I would not normally drink in the heart of summer, but quite cleverly constructed in spite of its bulk and, all things considered, quite delicious, probably the best Emperor beer for me so far.

Tried on 06 Aug 2024 at 13:20


8

From backlog. Taster, On tap, at Mikkeller Beer Celebration Copenhagen 2024. Black with brown head. Roasted malts, berries, blueberries, Chocolate, Fruity, sweetness.

Tried from Draft on 25 Jul 2024 at 20:27


7.9
Appearance - 8 | Aroma - 8 | Flavor - 8 | Texture - 8 | Overall - 7.5

Draught, taster. @Mikkeller Beer Celebration 2024, Copenhagen (Denmark). 10/05/2024 [#7.315 Global - #918 England - #3 Emperor's Brewery] Pours black with a tan head. Aroma: blueberry cake, vanilla, dark chocolate and brown sugar. Taste: tons of blueberry cake, vanilla and molasses. Oily warmth mouthfeel. Next one, please!

Tried on 08 Jul 2024 at 11:06


8.8
Appearance - 8 | Aroma - 9 | Flavor - 9 | Texture - 8 | Overall - 9

330ml can. Pours black with a big tan head. Aroma of blueberries, chocolate, cake. Taste is very sweet, the blueberry cheesecake flavour is completely on point, chocolate, caramel, vanilla, some alcohol warmth to finish. Full bodied, smooth. Sublime.

Tried from Can on 07 Jul 2024 at 20:13


8.4
Appearance - 8 | Aroma - 8 | Flavor - 9 | Texture - 8 | Overall - 8.5

On tap at The Rusty Bucket, Eltham. Black pour with a tan head. Aromas of dark chocolate Bounty bar, cacao, caramel, coffee, cocoa, dark chocolate, blueberry. Rich taste of cacao beans, coconut, dark chocolate, caramel, blueberry jam, toffee. Humungous alcohol burn. Long warming finish. Top notch.

Tried from Draft on 26 May 2024 at 14:36



8
Appearance - 8 | Aroma - 8 | Flavor - 8 | Texture - 8 | Overall - 8

Mikkeller Beer Celebration, Blue Session. A black beer with a beige lacing. Aroma of blueberries, sweet dark malt, liquorice. Taste of sweet chocolate, dark malt, blueberries, liquorice.

Tried on 15 May 2024 at 12:16


7.4
Appearance - 6 | Aroma - 7 | Flavor - 7 | Texture - 8 | Overall - 8.5

MBCC: black with a beige head. Loads of blueberries and chocolate graham crackers. Sweet as all hell. Pastry as all hell. Weirdly pretty good.

Tried on 14 May 2024 at 00:06


7.2
Appearance - 8 | Aroma - 7 | Flavor - 7 | Texture - 8 | Overall - 7

Tried on 13 May 2024 at 18:11