Staggeringly Stoopid - Blue Hawaiian
Vault City in Edinburgh, Edinburgh, Scotland 🏴
Collab with: Staggeringly GoodSour / Wild Beer - Flavoured Series
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6.63
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Jam-packed with unfermented fruit for the freshest aromas and flavours, featuring ripe banana, juicy pineapple, coconut cream, and spirulina to create the iconic blue colour.
There’s stoopid, and then there’s staggeringly stoopid…
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Appearance - 6 | Aroma - 7 | Flavor - 7.5 | Texture - 6 | Overall - 7
Can from Eltham Wines. More gushy than a Gwyneth Paltrow acceptance speech 🌋😲! Aromas of blue raspberry, pineapple, banana, coconut, grapefruit, lime. Taste is much the same. Tart & exceedingly fruity. It's frothy man 🐻❄️🕶!
Appearance - 6 | Aroma - 7 | Flavor - 5 | Texture - 6 | Overall - 6
Tap at Brewdog Shoreditch. A opaque turquoise aqua marine coloured pour with a scummy light blue head. Aroma is odd, confectionery, blue lagoon, white sugar, urinal cake, yogurty tart. Flavour is composed of semi sweet, tart, blue smoothie. It has a weird burnt, hair spray finish to it that is very off putting. Palate is semi sweet z tart, yogurty funk. Gimmicky, not for me.
Appearance - 8 | Aroma - 6 | Flavor - 6 | Texture - 8 | Overall - 6.5
Keg at Mikkeller Exmouth Market, 28/06/24. Toilet duck turquoise blue topped with a white cap. Nose is pina colada, sugars, pineapple, sweet. Taste comprises coconut fudge, sweet pineapple chunks, faint lactic tang, sugars, banana. Medium bodied, soft carbonation, semi drying close. Fun affair but the usual VC issue of overly sweet and not enough sour and lacks in the drinkability department.
It's green. Or blue. Or just weird. Possibly tastes of Hawaiians
mart (27384) ticked Staggeringly Stoopid - Blue Hawaiian from Vault City 1 year ago
Fck ei.
Appearance - 8 | Aroma - 8 | Flavor - 8 | Texture - 6 | Overall - 8
440ml can. Opaque turquoise pour, weirdly bubbly head of the same colour. Aroma of pineapple and coconut, a little banana. Taste is very creamy (coconut) with pineapple and some banana, more sweet than sour, really nice but I wasn't expecting this smoothie to be thin, really poor body on this especially by VC's standards. Stupid yet very tasty non-beer.
Appearance - 4 | Aroma - 6 | Flavor - 6 | Texture - 4 | Overall - 6
Keg @ Tap and Can. Pours a bright turquoise with a head that looks like packaging foam. Uber creamy, foamy, creamy again.. sweet pineapple and Curacao.. tangy, overly sweet, and head far too creamy and full. Fun stuff but ultimately a bit messy.
Appearance - 8 | Aroma - 8 | Flavor - 8 | Texture - 8 | Overall - 7.5
Can from BeerHeadZ, at home. Turquoise colour with a massive creamy then foamy head - it's a grower. Aroma and taste are sweet and slight tart fruity and bubblegum, some lime and coconut. Creamy full smoothie body. Weird.
keg at the wee vault ...opaque blue green ...thin white lacing ...soft sweet coconut funk nose ...soft sweet fruit ..big big coconut fruit