Vault City Staggeringly Stoopid - Blue Hawaiian

Staggeringly Stoopid - Blue Hawaiian

 

Vault City in Edinburgh, Edinburgh, Scotland 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿

Collab with: Staggeringly Good
  Sour / Wild Beer - Flavoured Series
Score
6.63
ABV: 5.8% IBU: - Ticks: 12
Inspired by Blue Hawaiian cocktails, our latest smoothie sour was brewed with Staggeringly Good, and dedicated once again to anyone who’s ever asked; “Why can’t beer just taste like beer?”

Jam-packed with unfermented fruit for the freshest aromas and flavours, featuring ripe banana, juicy pineapple, coconut cream, and spirulina to create the iconic blue colour.

There’s stoopid, and then there’s staggeringly stoopid…
 

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6.9
Appearance - 6 | Aroma - 7 | Flavor - 7.5 | Texture - 6 | Overall - 7

Can from Eltham Wines. More gushy than a Gwyneth Paltrow acceptance speech 🌋😲! Aromas of blue raspberry, pineapple, banana, coconut, grapefruit, lime. Taste is much the same. Tart & exceedingly fruity. It's frothy man 🐻‍❄️🕶!

Tried from Can from Eltham Wines on 09 May 2025 at 16:38


6
Appearance - 6 | Aroma - 7 | Flavor - 5 | Texture - 6 | Overall - 6

Tap at Brewdog Shoreditch. A opaque turquoise aqua marine coloured pour with a scummy light blue head. Aroma is odd, confectionery, blue lagoon, white sugar, urinal cake, yogurty tart. Flavour is composed of semi sweet, tart, blue smoothie. It has a weird burnt, hair spray finish to it that is very off putting. Palate is semi sweet z tart, yogurty funk. Gimmicky, not for me.

Tried from Draft on 18 Sep 2024 at 16:56


6.6
Appearance - 8 | Aroma - 6 | Flavor - 6 | Texture - 8 | Overall - 6.5

Keg at Mikkeller Exmouth Market, 28/06/24. Toilet duck turquoise blue topped with a white cap. Nose is pina colada, sugars, pineapple, sweet. Taste comprises coconut fudge, sweet pineapple chunks, faint lactic tang, sugars, banana. Medium bodied, soft carbonation, semi drying close. Fun affair but the usual VC issue of overly sweet and not enough sour and lacks in the drinkability department.

Tried on 05 Aug 2024 at 12:35


It's green. Or blue. Or just weird. Possibly tastes of Hawaiians

Tried from Draft on 01 Aug 2024 at 13:22


2

Fck ei.

Tried on 26 Jul 2024 at 17:15



7.8
Appearance - 8 | Aroma - 8 | Flavor - 8 | Texture - 6 | Overall - 8

440ml can. Opaque turquoise pour, weirdly bubbly head of the same colour. Aroma of pineapple and coconut, a little banana. Taste is very creamy (coconut) with pineapple and some banana, more sweet than sour, really nice but I wasn't expecting this smoothie to be thin, really poor body on this especially by VC's standards. Stupid yet very tasty non-beer.

Tried from Can on 19 Jul 2024 at 19:47


5.5
Appearance - 4 | Aroma - 6 | Flavor - 6 | Texture - 4 | Overall - 6

Keg @ Tap and Can. Pours a bright turquoise with a head that looks like packaging foam. Uber creamy, foamy, creamy again.. sweet pineapple and Curacao.. tangy, overly sweet, and head far too creamy and full. Fun stuff but ultimately a bit messy.

Tried from Draft on 07 Jul 2024 at 20:51


7.9
Appearance - 8 | Aroma - 8 | Flavor - 8 | Texture - 8 | Overall - 7.5

Can from BeerHeadZ, at home. Turquoise colour with a massive creamy then foamy head - it's a grower. Aroma and taste are sweet and slight tart fruity and bubblegum, some lime and coconut. Creamy full smoothie body. Weird.

Tried from Can on 29 Jun 2024 at 18:07


7

keg at the wee vault ...opaque blue green ...thin white lacing ...soft sweet coconut funk nose ...soft sweet fruit ..big big coconut fruit

Tried on 06 Jun 2024 at 13:55