Crushable Church
Tired Hands Brewing Company in Ardmore, Pennsylvania, United States 🇺🇸
IPA - Session New England / Hazy Regular|
Score
6.80
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Inspired by all our love for Alien Church, this SUPER CRUSHABLE Reptoid IPA is brewed with oats, kettle hopped with Cascade and Columbus, and dry hopped with the choicest Mosaic, Citra, and Chinook. Notes of melon mango gummies, and crisp morning dew.
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3.1/10
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Appearance 5
Aroma 6
Flavor 1.5
Texture 2
Overall 1.5
2$ can from chalet. Weird label. Pour is hazy very light pale with a decent white head that quickly fades into a 1/4" pond scum. Very very light, almost non existent odor of hops. Big hop blast on the uptake but that decays right away in a veggie party. The texture is light, watery diluted and thin. Up front it wants to be an IPA but it rapidly dwindles into a light excessively bitter pale ale. Not impressed. Just keep in mind, bitter beers are not my favorite, especially IPA. But I have tasted so many real mouth coating bastard IPAs to know this does not pass the test. Just an over all rude counterfeit session IPA Id say. A wannah bee wallaby. There, you have it.
Tried
from Can
from
Chalet Premier
on 13 Jul 2026
at 22:00
7.5/10
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Appearance 6
Aroma 7
Flavor 8
Texture 8
Overall 8
On tap at the Beer Temple, Amsterdam on 27th November 2025. Thickly hazy dull yellow with shallow, dull foam and plenty of lacing. Tropical fruits aroma. Bitter grapefruit in-mouth and throughout the long finish. Bitter hempy grasses late. Medium bodied with a solid mouthfeel.
Tried
from Draft
at
BeerTemple
on 27 Nov 2025
at 19:08
7/10
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Appearance 7
Aroma 7
Flavor 7
Texture 7
Overall 7
Lemon and grapefruit, maybe some unripe pineapple. Pours hazy yellow with decent head. Finish is slightly astringent. Can.
Tried
from Can
from
Outlet Liquors
on 20 Aug 2025
at 00:05
6.8/10
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Appearance 5
Aroma 6.5
Flavor 7
Texture 7
Overall 7.5
12 oz. can from Wegman's. Pours a bubbly, hazy-ish, orange color, with a thin head. The nose is quinine, grass clippings, grapefruit, rosemary, and juniper. Dry and malty, with a fair, musty bitterness. Light to medium body, sticky, and astringent. Assertive and aromatic.
Tried
from Can
on 16 Jul 2025
at 18:43
5.9/10
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Appearance 7
Aroma 6
Flavor 6
Texture 6
Overall 5
19th April 2025
Panda thanks to Cloin. A mild haze on this gold beer, small bubbly pale cream colour head. Light palate, mildly dry, good fine minerally carbonation. Light pale malts, some grain, modest sweetness. Light crisp pine. Tangy bitterish pithy peely citrus. A fairly dry finish. Hmmm. A bit old skool west coast. Not a fan.
Panda thanks to Cloin. A mild haze on this gold beer, small bubbly pale cream colour head. Light palate, mildly dry, good fine minerally carbonation. Light pale malts, some grain, modest sweetness. Light crisp pine. Tangy bitterish pithy peely citrus. A fairly dry finish. Hmmm. A bit old skool west coast. Not a fan.
Tried
on 19 Apr 2025
at 17:48
7.4/10
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Appearance 8
Aroma 7.5
Flavor 7
Texture 8
Overall 7
Can at home, from Beer Merchants online, 06/04/2025.
Hazed orange topped with a lasting white cap.
Nose is orange pith, pineapple, grass, melon, mandarin.
Taste comprises orange zest, light chalky mineral bite, grass, melon, papaya, soft bread.
Medium bodied, fine carbonation, semi drying close spiked with earthy come grassy hop bitterness.
Tidy session gear.
Hazed orange topped with a lasting white cap.
Nose is orange pith, pineapple, grass, melon, mandarin.
Taste comprises orange zest, light chalky mineral bite, grass, melon, papaya, soft bread.
Medium bodied, fine carbonation, semi drying close spiked with earthy come grassy hop bitterness.
Tidy session gear.
Tried
on 06 Apr 2025
at 17:37
8.4/10
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Appearance 8
Aroma 8
Flavor 9
Texture 8
Overall 8.5
12oz can. Poured a super hazy, light straw yellow color with a medium sized white head. Aroma was citrus, light pine. Super sessionable, without any loss of the tropical fruit flavor, with a much more manageable ABV over Alien Church. Would drink much more of this if I run past it again.
Tried
from Can
on 25 Aug 2024
at 16:48