Originally rated June 2005. Lively carbonation and golden in colour. Decent foam head dissipates quickly, but leaves sticky lace. Good, surprising, amount of malty aroma. Watery mouthfeel and carbonated. Flavour is very dull, not much there, except some slight sweet malt in the finish. Not a very good low carb brew, in the same boat as Sleeman’s Clear. If you want a better, mass-produced low carb beer, try Molson Ultra. That one has taste at least.

2005 bottle shared with bucknaked and the sink, 4/28/2005. Yellowish-pale-gold body with a fizzy, unretained white head. Smells of cheap vodka in a plastic squeeze bottle, light notes of vanilla-corn. Flavor of cooked cabbage, cardboard, corn syrup, and dirty, hard water. Light body, overcarbonated and just awfully wretching to drink. Drainpour.

Very pale yellow. Adjuncty aroma. Extremely watery. Absolutely tasteless. Virtually impossible to write anything about this…it’s fucking abysmal, I can say that.